Greetings! It is time for the first (and maybe only) annual virtual planning meeting for the ESMAG company. Since we are a virtual organization will will use the internet to organize and conduct meetings.
Today's Agenda:
1. Review job applicants. The company is a little top heavy on management applications, so we may have to hand down demotions to level everything out. Also, some of you have applied to multiple positions, pick one main one please.
2. Current financial situation of ESMAG from our CFO applicant Rebis.
2. Decide on a product to make/sell (open discussion). I propose to create a steering committee made up of blueflare (sarcasm), ell (ass assessor), ZaidaZadkiel (Procrastinator, confusion), Lisbeth (Dominatrix), and Jen (director of non-conformity). Report is due by the end of the week.
3. Break for cookies and ice cream. Some of you can have beer.
4. Dismiss.
The current list of job applicants are as follows:
Simone Louise - company creator
pica pica - company organizer
job nominees:
blueflare - sarcasm; tea maker
nero - barrista
kinkly - creative arts
shades o'grey - professional doorstop
Nicky - Underwear tester, paid speaker
mina.m->-bleeped-<-ie - underworld liason
Rebis - IT, CFO
tekla - bouncer, union organizer, Steering committee committee, slacker, board of directors
Leiandra - head acronymologist
Zythra - Company composer (Need company jingle ASAP!), parallel parking committee
Mr. Fox - screamer and other forms of unusual publicity, possible middle management candidate
ell - will work hard for food, ass assessor
noeleena - broom pusher
Bonbi - Director of Sarcasm and Criticism; might have to have a arm wrestle with blueflare for the sarcasm job
ZaidaZadkiel - Procrastinator, confusion, Steering committee committee, Director of directors
Lisbeth - Dominatrix
Jen - director of non-conformity
Open positions:
Department of redundancy deaprtment
Director of directions
Advisor for the Advisory Group on Advisory Groups
Planner for Committee on future planning sessions
