TYRANABANGELICALS!

[HelenW]

I read this post in TOPIX and enjoyed it so much I asked for and received permission to reprint it.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

TYRANABANGELICALS:

A dying breed of "Christianity" found primarily in North American. Key identifying characteristics are:

-Possible deafness when being provided information from sources outside their herd.

-The insistence that religious freedom applies only to them, and should be denied to members outside the herd.

-Frequently displays aggressive action against other peaceful species who speak about the U.S. Constitution and Civil Rights. Have even been known to promote violence to beings outside the herd.

-Known to breed, and are very protective of their offspring, yet show a pronounced aggressive nature toward the affairs of the offspring born outside their own herd.

-Widely known to treat their own religious writing like a Chinese menu, yet insist that every other species should be barred from doing the same

-when threatened, can be observed running to hostile adversaries such as activist judges to seek special rights

-known to have little faith in a God that will protect them as evidenced by their inability to accept the world as it is and leave others in peace

Recent studies are indicating that the TYRANABANGELICAL is not as large a species as once believed, has cognitive mental, emotional, and mental impairment and will most likely be extinct within the next 50 years. However should stem cell research prove to be a potentially beneficial option, this species will most likely demand large govt. increases for further research.

http://www.topix.com/news/gay/2009/02/scotus-rejects-case-regarding-anti-gay-student#c9

[JD]

Lol. Hilarious. I don't know why, but it kind of reminds me of the Dodos in Ice Age.