LMAO! Ya Ray, I think that skirt would fit me more like a fancy kilt, and you've got a few inches on me .
Ray reminded me about my lack of an ass. So ya, in addition to less in front, I'd like more in back. My bony little flat frog-butt could use some more cushion. Even though I'm overweight, I still have a flat bony ass with a killer tailbone. I've been quickly tossed off every lap I've sat on since my Santa Claus days...and I distinctly remember Santa's painful grimace as well. ;-o