So...this rich woman takes her poodle on an African safari. The poodle starts chasing butterflies and, before you know it, he's lost.
He looks up and sees a leopard on the edge of the clearing. Thinking fast, he rushes to some leopard bones, turns his back to the leopard and starts chewing the bones, saying "man, that was a good leopard", as the leopard approaches.
The leopard hears the poodle, sees what he's doing and thinks "wow, there must be something more than the eye can see to that little animal", and starts heading out of there.
A monkey, figuring he can cash in on this, catches up to the leopard and tells him what the poodle did. Pissed off, the leopard tells the monkey to jump on his back and they'll show that poodle what's for.
The poodle sees the monkey riding the leopard back to the clearing and has a moment of panic. Then he slowly turns his back on the monkey and the leopard and says in a loud voice, "where's that damn monkey? I sent him to get me another leopard an hour ago!"
Dennis
