Does anyone else consider handfuls of dry cereal a legitimate, cheap and healthy snack?
Cheap sure, and awesomely good too. I would sit in Dead Concerts dreaming of the box of Coco Krispies sitting out in the car. But healthy? Nah. Never thought of them in that way, but they will fill you up. Odd though the cereal companies Kellogg and Post both started out as health food companies back in the day.
On returning from a night out, does anyone else just sling clothes, bag, etc, on the floor in random places and not pick it up again until it's next needed?
Nah, I love my chair for all that. Forces me to put it away in the morning, try it, it works. you have to clean up before you sit down.
Going to laundrette late at night ensures a free machine, but putting the sheets back on the mattress takes so much more effort than slinging it on there in a disorganised pile, and then sleeping on it.
The only reason I wash the sheets is because I like the feeling of clean sheets on my flesh. So I would always put them on, though I like the off hours laundry deal too. I do however prefer an unmade bed. It's like I could just get back in it and resume where I was before the alarm clock so rudely went off.
And iron? ... What on Earth is that?
No idea, I grew up in a permanent press world never used an iron - except to hot wax during ski season - and its only once a year, if that, that I would need to wear anything that would have to be ironed, in which case I send it to the cleaners to get it done right.
Beans on toast is a square meal.
I'm totally buying that. The toast of bread is pretty much a square.
Why open those tiresome wardrobe doors when you have the option of storing clothes in a pile on a chair?
See above for my reply, a chair is good, but only if you have to clear it the next day.
Shower = less sleep. Ergo; deoderant > shower.
Of all the things in the modern world I would miss, hot showers would be at the top of the list. I have to go a few days without sometimes and even I'm hating myself by the end of it.