This is a bit of fun, based on ten things a women should never do in public post:
OK I'm being EVIL
Take him into the lingerie shop and go through all the sexy stuff loudly. Make sure his face is as red as his erection.
Same place keep holding up uplift bras and ask how much cleavage he likes to look at, then say it's disgusting how guys keep perving on my breasts.
Give him a spray of perfumes and say I need to smell it on a warm body.
Same with any makeup, give him a chance I only use his hand.
Take him to a store model event for latest styles, get him cuddling you, stroke him and ask if it's the clothes or the model.
Go to the footy with him with you in a really short skirt/ low cut blouse and complain about being harrased.
OK and sorry if anyone gets offended, I need some laughs
LoL
Cindy James
