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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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stacyB

#320
May 09, 2009, 02:29:28 AM
Granted, but now you live in a world built for and populated with hobbits.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep...  :-\
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Ellieka

#321
May 09, 2009, 10:07:28 AM
Granted, but now you cant get in a good days work.

I wish Indiana had more jobs
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Dante

#322
May 09, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
Granted, Indiana has a ton of jobs, but you can't get any of them because of a strange "incident" involving a bottle of ketchup and 27 cats.  :icon_suspicious:  :laugh:

I wish I didn't have an ear infection.  :(





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stacyB

#323
May 09, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Granted, but now you find an infection somewhere else...  :o

I wish I didnt have to clean the house today...   ;D
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Christo

#324
May 10, 2009, 01:24:09 AM
granted but u gotta clean my apt :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I wish my biceps were bigger. :laugh:  :D
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stacyB

#325
May 10, 2009, 01:32:05 AM
granted, but they are tiny compared to your forearms, you now look like popeye!  ;D

I wish there was something worth watching on the tube tonite, have hours of work left to do...
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Unconditional Acceptance

#326
May 10, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
Granted, a whole slew of fantastic shows are on, but 5 minutes in you are interrupted by a couple of evangelists at your door, trying to give you informative pamphlets.

I wish the article I have to write for the San Mateo County Times was done already.
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Dante

#327
May 10, 2009, 11:39:01 PM
Granted, it's done, but the editors hate it so you have to write it again!

I wish I was a vampire.  :P





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stacyB

#328
May 10, 2009, 11:53:51 PM
Granted, but now you live in the land of the midnite sun! ;D

I wish I didnt have to get up at 5am tomorrow moring...
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Unconditional Acceptance

#329
May 10, 2009, 11:57:29 PM
Granted, you have to get up at 4am instead.  >:-)

I wish I could bring my Gameboy to school and play Pokemon Crystal instead of paying attention.
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V M

#330
May 11, 2009, 12:05:25 AM
Granted... but you decide to play the NEW SONG TITLE GAME instead and strap a laptop to your chest so you can do so and give the teachers the finger every so often just for good measure  >:-) :laugh: >:-)

I wish the folks that promised to help with the garden would follow through
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Unconditional Acceptance

#331
May 11, 2009, 12:10:37 AM
Granted; they're all so pumped to be working on your garden that they trample EVERYTHING in their enthusiasm.

I wish I didn't still have Spanish homework left that I really should have done several hours ago.
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stacyB

#332
May 11, 2009, 12:13:19 AM
Granted, you been booted from your class!  :o

I wish that I could get some time off from work...
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V M

#333
May 11, 2009, 12:20:09 AM
Granted.... You've been FIRED and replaced by a clueless bimbo that the Co. can control

I wish I had new tennis shoes
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Vexing

#334
May 11, 2009, 12:33:55 AM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 11, 2009, 12:20:09 AM
I wish I had new tennis shoes
Granted; however, they are 6 sizes too large.

I wish I was omnipotent.
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Ellieka

#335
May 11, 2009, 12:47:54 AM
Granted ! but now God expects you to fix everything.

I wish saying good bye to someone you love wasn't so hard...
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Osiris

#336
May 11, 2009, 12:52:50 AM
Granted, they leave before you can say goodbye.

I wish that I'd stop feeling so sick. I've been sick on and off for a few weeks now. -_-
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Vexing

#337
May 11, 2009, 12:56:16 AM
Sure, you're now dead and incapable of feeling sick :D

I wish I was a puck-rocker with flowers in my hair.
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V M

#338
May 11, 2009, 01:02:26 AM
Granted.... You now preform Punk music nude with flowers in your hair

I wish I had an endless supply of blue jeans
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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stacyB

#339
May 11, 2009, 01:06:32 AM
Granted, but they are 6 sizes too small....  :laugh:

I wish I was a rock and roll star adored by millions..  ::)
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