New Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dante]

I decided to try and revive this idea, since it seems the last one died.

Rules are same as before; corrupt the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

I guess I'll start:
I wish I had wings.

[findingreason]

yay!!! I love this game!!!!

Wish granted, but they are clipped at first, so it will be a while till you can fly.

I wish I had a TV for video games.

[Nero]

but then you'll get carpal tunnel from playing so much.
i wish more girls were virtuous.

[Dante]

Granted, but they don't get like that till they're 50!

I wish weekends were three days long instead of just 2.

Wish granted, but they are clipped at first, so it will be a while till you can fly.

But I still get to fly!!! (Man, we need to get a smily with wings!)

[Janet_Girl]

I wish McDonalds was actually good for you (health food)

Granted, but you are required to have three milkshakes per meal.

I wish that I could get pregnant.

Janet

[Dante]

Granted, but the baby is missing its arms. 

I wish I had cable at my dad's house.

[Janet_Girl]

That is fine,  Still the love of my life and there is always prosthetics.  A Mother's love has no bounds.

Granted, but you can only get religious channels and Telmondo.

Janet

[Dante]

^ You forgot a wish!  😛

[Nero]

i'll go then.

i wish i could find a real lady in this day and age.

[Dante]

Granted, she'll be perfect, but you won't find her until your last minute of life!

I wish music were free.

[VioletNight]

Granted. Unfortunately, you begin listening to so much music that you go permanently deaf.




I wish I won the lottery.

[imaz]

Granted, you have!

However it's only £10.00

I wish that I get to have sex with this amazing pakistani girl on the 11th of April...

[JakeGrimm]

granted, and congrats! She gave you an incurrable STD.

I wish I didn't have to lie to my bf.

[Janet_Girl]

Granted, but SRS is still not covered.

I wish I have a very rich BF.

Janet

[Lauren5158]

Granted, but now you need "papers" to leave your home!   

I wish the road ahead was not as bumpy as I know it is!   

[Dante]

Granted, the road is perfectly smooth, but you always end up in the ditch.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Osiris]

Granted, instead you get to spend the day at the dentist office where they decide to drill your teeth for fun.

*hands whoever comes next a knife* I wish you'd stab my uterus. kthnx.

[Dante]

Granted, I stab it and you almost bleed to death. But you survive and you have to live your life in a condition that is worse than being a girl, and any hope of transitioning is gone because of the extreme trauma on your body. So you're stuck as a girl and in horrible physical pain. Good luck with that.

I wish I could drive.

[Dante]

Granted, not only are all the leaders women, but all the people in the world are women (sorry guys!  ) and you can no longer make any new children, so the world's population is gone within a few years. The end.

^^^(To Jessica Oz)I wish I had and electric car.  (Top That)

[Alyx.]

I'm gonna answer that anyway.

The hamsters running the electric generators in your new car die, and you are unable to get to work, so you get fired. Also, the spirits of said hamsters haunt you.


I wish I was an apple, a-hangin' in a tree; and everytime my sweetheart passed she'd take a bite of me! 😀