New Corrupt-A-Wish

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, but he picks his nose in public and humps the leg of any attractive woman who passes his ... Just wait until he proposes

I wish that my room was magically cleaned

[Julie Marie]

Granted but you can't find anything anymore.

I wish no one replied to my wish.

[Michelle.]

Granted, Julie Marie will clean every board members home.

I wish that my sleeping patterns would return to something approaching normal.

[Feever]

Granted, your sleeping patterns are now perfectly normal.  For a Vampire.

I wish movies didnt cost so much

[Feever]

Granted, last night you hardly touched a drop, unfortunately your ability to handle alcohol is now non-existant.  Try to enjoy your hangover.

I wish for a new hairdo.

[stacyB]

Granted, welcome to your new look! 



I wish I didnt have to go drab to a family function tomorrow... 

[stacyB]

Granted, you are now a dog, but you have to fight for your share of the food! 

I wish one of you was going to my family get together instead! 

[kisschittybangbang]

granted, but julie marie is only doing it because its better than cleaning everyone's house. X3

I wish that Cake or Pie wasn't an option.

[kisschittybangbang]

She can't weasel that easy. I'm going while she cleans my house
Wait till the folks get a load of Virginia 

Granted....The option is now a Spam, fish and fruit smoothie

I wish I could eat sweets without getting sick 

You're MARVELOUS!

granted, but instead of getting sick when you eat sweets, all you can eat eithout getting sick is sweets and that leads to your teeth decaying and you live the rest of your life with a killer toothache.

I wish that my ex would stop texting me

[Michelle.]

Granted your ex starts leaving voice mail messages and you delete the one from the person you have been interested in mistakenly.

I wish Julie Marie would hurry up and get here, my porch needs pressure washing again.

[stacyB]

She can't weasel that easy. I'm going while she cleans my house
Wait till the folks get a load of Virginia 

It will make my telling them about transitioning a lot easier, they will have already recovered from PTSD 

Granted, Julie Marie is there directing your efforts as you pressure wash your porch... then she hands you a list of addresses for the rest of us... 

Cant believe Im saying this... but...
I wish it were Monday morning already...

[Michelle.]

Granted, hands Stacy the list that Julie gave me, directs her to also bring "cat surprise ball" remover for the pressure washer.

I wish it didn't smell like a hookers #####, sorry, swamp outside tonight.

[stacyB]

Granted, a community of skunks camps outside and lets loose! 

I wish I wasnt responsible for this POS code I didnt author.. but now have to support... 

[Michelle.]

Granted...

Prisoner

Outreach

Support... 

It's seems your "dance card" will be full for the foreseable future. That gets you out of having to run tomato juice thru the pressure washer as well.

I wish that my neighbor hadn't possibly poisiened my cat awhile back, otherwise I would let her out to deal with that pesky pack of smelly skunks.

[kisschittybangbang]

granted, but you become so spectaculary beautiful that no one is allowed to see your face without becoming blind.

I wish that I could drive as fast as I wanted without my car breaking or the cops pulling me over or crashing or any combination of the 3 ^^ (YAY no loopholes)

[Michelle.]

Granted, your gas mileage goes way down and you run out in the middle of "Delieverance" country.

I wish I could back in time and have actually gone to sleep.

[Feever]

Granted, time was reversed, and you did finally get some sleep, but you find it wasnt very restful, and you have to live yesterday all over again.

I wish for diamond earings.

[Mr. Fox]

Granted.  You have to go naked.

I wish that I could set things on fire with my mind.

[Feever]

Granted, whatever you think of bursts into flames. 

I wish I wasn't naked....   

[Feever]

Granted, but the nude beach closes in 5 minutes.

I wish I had green eyes.