New Corrupt-A-Wish

[stacyB]

Granted, but now you live in a world built for and populated with hobbits.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep... 

[Ellieka]

Granted, but now you cant get in a good days work.

I wish Indiana had more jobs

[Dante]

Granted, Indiana has a ton of jobs, but you can't get any of them because of a strange "incident" involving a bottle of ketchup and 27 cats.   

I wish I didn't have an ear infection. 

[stacyB]

Granted, but now you find an infection somewhere else... 

I wish I didnt have to clean the house today...   

[Christo]

granted but u gotta clean my apt I wish my biceps were bigger.  

[stacyB]

granted, but they are tiny compared to your forearms, you now look like popeye! 

I wish there was something worth watching on the tube tonite, have hours of work left to do...

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted, a whole slew of fantastic shows are on, but 5 minutes in you are interrupted by a couple of evangelists at your door, trying to give you informative pamphlets.

I wish the article I have to write for the San Mateo County Times was done already.

[Dante]

Granted, it's done, but the editors hate it so you have to write it again!

I wish I was a vampire. 

[stacyB]

Granted, but now you live in the land of the midnite sun!

I wish I didnt have to get up at 5am tomorrow moring...

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted, you have to get up at 4am instead. 

I wish I could bring my Gameboy to school and play Pokemon Crystal instead of paying attention.

[V M]

Granted... but you decide to play the NEW SONG TITLE GAME instead and strap a laptop to your chest so you can do so and give the teachers the finger every so often just for good measure 

I wish the folks that promised to help with the garden would follow through

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted; they're all so pumped to be working on your garden that they trample EVERYTHING in their enthusiasm.

I wish I didn't still have Spanish homework left that I really should have done several hours ago.

[stacyB]

Granted, you been booted from your class! 

I wish that I could get some time off from work...

[V M]

Granted.... You've been FIRED and replaced by a clueless bimbo that the Co. can control

I wish I had new tennis shoes

[Vexing]

I wish I had new tennis shoes

Granted; however, they are 6 sizes too large.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[Ellieka]

Granted ! but now God expects you to fix everything.

I wish saying good bye to someone you love wasn't so hard...

[Osiris]

Granted, they leave before you can say goodbye.

I wish that I'd stop feeling so sick. I've been sick on and off for a few weeks now. -_-

[Vexing]

Sure, you're now dead and incapable of feeling sick

I wish I was a puck-rocker with flowers in my hair.

[V M]

Granted.... You now preform Punk music nude with flowers in your hair

I wish I had an endless supply of blue jeans

[stacyB]

Granted, but they are 6 sizes too small.... 

I wish I was a rock and roll star adored by millions..