New Corrupt-A-Wish

[fae_reborn]

Granted, you've graduated from high school.  What an accomplishment!

I hope that the job I interviewed for today calls me for a second interview.

[stacyB]

Granted, but they dont tell you they already filled the position! 

I wish my tooth would stop hurting...

[Dante]

Granted. Now your throat hurts. Join the party!

I wish iPods & PSP's would play .avi files.

[Ellieka]

Granted! they do but most apps that convert them coast $30 to $40 !

I wish I had my degree already

[stacyB]

Granted, but no one is hiring in your field... 

I wish there wasnt a distance between me and my sister...

[Chaos_Dagger]

Granted, your magically conjoined twins now.

I wish I could sleep easier...without sex

[stacyB]

Granted, the thought of sex now puts you instantly to sleep... 

I wish I could see into the future... would make decisions easier...

[Christo]

granted u see in2 the future. ur gonna die tommorrow  I wish I had tommorrow off. 

[Chaos_Dagger]

Granted, You've just been laid off.

I wish I could have sex more often!

[stacyB]

Granted, prison life is like that... 

I wish I hadnt overslept today and wasted half the day...

[Mr. Fox]

Granted, you've graduated from high school.  What an accomplishment!

How is that a corruption?

Granted, you woke up early and were groggy and grumpy all day.

I wish that I could dance.

[V M]

Granted.... But the only dance you know is the "Potty Dance" and can only do it when you need to pee

I wish my laundry could wash itself

[NicholeW.]

How is that a corruption?

Granted, you woke up early and were groggy and grumpy all day.

I wish that I could dance.

Granted, you're standing on hot coals, but now you need medical attention for your burnt bare feet.

I wish the weather would hold out a few more days like today.

[fae_reborn]

How is that a corruption?

Reversing time?  I thought you might be in college or older.  Are you in high school?

*looks at your profile* OHH...you're 17...nevermind.  My mistake, carry on...


Granted sis, the weather holds out and stays beautiful and warm for the rest of the week, but it rains and floods for the rest of the summer.  Better get your rowboat! 

I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend to go down on...*thinks dirty thoughts and can't do anything about it*

[stacyB]

Granted, you do, but its someone elses BF/GF and now you have to look over your shoulder...

I wish I wouldnt be lazy and keep ignoring the things that need tending to around the house...

[V M]

Other than granting a wish corrupted, this has nothing to do with you.

So granted....You go on a house tending frenzy and where yourself out to the point that you believe Gremlins are helping you. Then you get hauled off to the "Happy House"

I wish I didn't feel stepped on

[Michelle.]

Granted... an Overeaters Anonymous Group wil be using you a chair for the next hour or so.

I wish it would stop raining...

[stacyB]

Granted, but everyone else is also 25 years younger, and you have to relive life all over again without being able to change anything... 

I wish I didnt have to work this weekend... 

[Chaos_Dagger]

Granted, but now you have no off days next week.

I wish I had full support of my SO

[Dante]

Granted, but you have to tell the entire world that you're trans to gain your SO's acceptance.

I wish I could draw better.