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Sweet Jesus, somebody say something funny!!!

Started by Jaimey, April 10, 2009, 01:06:22 AM

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Lokaeign

Quote from: PolarBear on May 14, 2009, 02:33:00 AM
Growl Wroar! Hmpf! We polar bears are smarter than that!

But do you know what apples is?
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RebeccaFog


Sure. I once ate an apple...

                and it ate me back   :o
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V M

The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on May 15, 2009, 07:38:51 PM
Sure. I once ate an apple...

                and it ate me back   :o

How'd you recover?
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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RebeccaFog


Once I was inside the apple, I ate my way out just like a worm.  Just like a worm.
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on May 16, 2009, 01:27:49 PM
Once I was inside the apple, I ate my way out just like a worm.  Just like a worm.

There you have it, kids.  Get a little Rebis in you and you'll have worms!
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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RebeccaFog


and one special little worm in particular


Since Tink's not here to say it - EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on May 17, 2009, 11:02:43 PM
and one special little worm in particular


Since Tink's not here to say it - EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That's HAWT.  :icon_eyebrow:
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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ZaidaZadkiel

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Eva Marie

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tekla

FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Constance

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

RebeccaFog

"yes, yes, if it helps, you can buy all the big guns you want. Just keep them in your pants"
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tekla

"Oh, and your a lifelong Republican too I see."
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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RebeccaFog

there is a sale on toupee's and spray-on tans for the peniley deprived.


is being peniley derpived also known as 'penility'?
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on May 19, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
there is a sale on toupee's and spray-on tans for the peniley deprived.


is being peniley derpived also known as 'penility'?

If not, it should be. T_T
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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