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Sweet Jesus, somebody say something funny!!!

Started by Jaimey, April 10, 2009, 01:06:22 AM

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Lokaeign

#100
May 15, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
Quote from: PolarBear on May 14, 2009, 02:33:00 AM
Growl Wroar! Hmpf! We polar bears are smarter than that!

But do you know what apples is?
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RebeccaFog

#101
May 15, 2009, 07:38:51 PM

Sure. I once ate an apple...

                and it ate me back   :o
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V M

#102
May 15, 2009, 07:45:26 PM
Oh... Such BUGGERS  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jaimey

#103
May 15, 2009, 11:21:10 PM
Quote from: Rebis on May 15, 2009, 07:38:51 PM
Sure. I once ate an apple...

                and it ate me back   :o

How'd you recover?
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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RebeccaFog

#104
May 16, 2009, 01:27:49 PM

Once I was inside the apple, I ate my way out just like a worm.  Just like a worm.
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Jaimey

#105
May 17, 2009, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Rebis on May 16, 2009, 01:27:49 PM
Once I was inside the apple, I ate my way out just like a worm.  Just like a worm.

There you have it, kids.  Get a little Rebis in you and you'll have worms!
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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RebeccaFog

#106
May 17, 2009, 11:02:43 PM

and one special little worm in particular


Since Tink's not here to say it - EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Jaimey

#107
May 18, 2009, 12:49:50 AM
Quote from: Rebis on May 17, 2009, 11:02:43 PM
and one special little worm in particular


Since Tink's not here to say it - EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That's HAWT.  :icon_eyebrow:
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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ZaidaZadkiel

#108
May 18, 2009, 06:44:16 AM
insert joke comparing penises to worms.
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Eva Marie

#109
May 18, 2009, 04:50:06 PM
Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on May 18, 2009, 06:44:16 AM
insert joke comparing penises to worms.

"This explains your car"
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tekla

#110
May 18, 2009, 04:53:56 PM
"Nice Harley there dude."
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Constance

#111
May 18, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?
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RebeccaFog

#112
May 19, 2009, 08:42:50 AM
"yes, yes, if it helps, you can buy all the big guns you want. Just keep them in your pants"
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tekla

#113
May 19, 2009, 09:05:15 AM
"Oh, and your a lifelong Republican too I see."
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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RebeccaFog

#114
May 19, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
there is a sale on toupee's and spray-on tans for the peniley deprived.


is being peniley derpived also known as 'penility'?
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Jaimey

#115
May 19, 2009, 11:42:49 PM
Quote from: Rebis on May 19, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
there is a sale on toupee's and spray-on tans for the peniley deprived.


is being peniley derpived also known as 'penility'?

If not, it should be. T_T
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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