So I got pulled today. Dude was a fed officer, apparently he just wanted to talk to me so: we talked. Great conversation on politics and guns and motorcycles, and more guns. Excellent. I tell him we need to get coffee cuz he seems like a really cool old dude that I could learn a lot from.
So I leave and two seconds later I get pulled by local cops for blowing a stop sign. Funny because I ALWAYS throw up a thumbs up to cops when they're passing me and I'm on the bike because well: I SUPPORT. Nuff said.
They are all cool with me till they get my license and it says Anthony. Then they scowl and glare and get a southern drawl going in their voice, asking me stupid questions and making me do stupid stuff to prove I'm not high on anything and just about dissected my motorcycle looking for drugs that they damned well knew weren't in there. What kinda moron is gonna stash pot in her exhaust pipes?!!!
So I call up the fed I was just talking to because I knew I needed damage control and someone these dudes would listen to: another cop. So he gets me out of that crap, says he'll escort me out, and then asks me to jump in his car so we can talk for a bit.
So this is what I have to endure in his car: him educating me all about his crappy family and his crappy wife and then an hour of nonstopping sexual harassment. I mean what was I supposed to do, curse him out like I wanted to when he could take me to jail? So I just kept smiling and saying, "maybe another time," or, "I'd have to have a few drinks before I would think about taking off my shirt," and crap like that.
I didn't know whether to be nice to the dude that just got me out of being the new jailbait or ask him why he pulled me over, why he didn't have a strong reaction to my transsexualism, why he was so interested in that fact and attracted to it, and why I shouldn't report him with a good case of stalking me given those facts?
So I finally get home and like, I'm totally enraged, irate, etc. I'm pissed and even more pissed and still yet again pissed.
South Carolina cops suck. Apparently feds do as well.