This afternoon my friends and I were bored and wrote limericks including transgender references. My apologies in advance if anyone is offended. Here's my entry:
There once was a girl who was transtastic!
She wore purple pants made out of plastic
In seven inch heels
And a blazer of teal
she stumbled around looking spastic
And another entry:
There once was a woman named Bess
Who thought she had the best dress
Til' a woman most ->-bleeped-<-
With a ribbon on her fanny
Made Bess seem like a total mess
Anyone else care to join in?