Transgender Limericks - Out of Boredom

[pheonix]

This afternoon my friends and I were bored and wrote limericks including transgender references.  My apologies in advance if anyone is offended.  Here's my entry:

There once was a girl who was transtastic!
She wore purple pants made out of plastic
In seven inch heels
And a blazer of teal
she stumbled around looking spastic

And another entry:

There once was a woman named Bess
Who thought she had the best dress
Til' a woman most ->-bleeped-<-
With a ribbon on her fanny
Made Bess seem like a total mess

Anyone else care to join in?