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Started by Michelle., June 06, 2009, 05:48:11 AM

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Cindy

And the Thai's take insulting the monarchy very seriously, an Aussie only just escaped gaol by begging for freedom.

Back to the NFL, when I was first watching there was guy called the "fridge" I think at the time the biggests guy in the NFL (As in heavy). Now every team has defensive and offensive lines at 300lb plus. This is not possible by genetic breeding. It's only possible by drug abuse. Why don't the NFL and the players get serious about it (Yea money). But that's why they die young.

Cindy. - I'm just going to spray some WD40 on my genetalia to if it has a miracle there :laugh:
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tekla

Why don't the NFL and the players get serious about it (Yea money). But that's why they die young.

Well that guy was William Perry, for the Chicago Bears.  Some people are getting bigger, go look at a suit of armor and think "wow, that was built for the biggest 'bad ass' on the old feudal block.  But its about money and wining not health.  I know a lot of people in a lot of different occupations who give up a health deal to make money, or do what they want.  I.E. I don't anyone my own age who does my job who is not way, way deaf.  Occupational hazard. What did you say?  On the plus side, I've learned to read lips.

And, its not just NFL dudes, lots of athletes in competitive sports tend to die younger than average, and the tendency is for their heart to give out.  I don't think its the drugs alone, its the way they push their bodies so hard, so far, so fast I would think.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Shana A

I'm hijacking this thread over to the androgyne forum  >:-)

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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tekla

Are you going to use a boxcutter?
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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lisagurl

QuoteI am the Official Queen of the American Empire, pay homage.

All empires die.
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finewine

Quote from: lisagurl on June 09, 2009, 10:25:50 AM
All empires die.

Good point.

I'm establishing a realm of fatherly dictatorship instead.  Come hither, plebeians.  You're new ruler awaits your tributes! :)
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fae_reborn

If we're establishing empires here, I'd like to create my own, except it's not an empire...it's a socialist/environmental utopia, everyone's equal, and everything is paid for, and the quality of life is wonderful...but you all have to pay huge taxes...but hey, that's not so bad when you think about the benefits.  8)
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Michelle.

Quote from: lisagurl on June 09, 2009, 10:25:50 AM
All empires die.

But the Empire will outlive me, your taxes are due by the way.
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Natasha

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Michelle.

LOCATION: Dallas, Texas, USA

I stopped reading at this line, was the rest interesting? ;D
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FairyGirl

Quote from: Natasha on June 09, 2009, 05:13:57 PMPOSITION: Full-Time Senior Consultant, Computer Forensics & Data Mining

I heard about one of those data mines that collapsed once. A few of the data miners were able to survive for 4 days by drinking from an underground data stream before the geek squad dug them out. After all that they would have celebrated their rescue with a good stiff drink but as we all know, it's against the law to serve alcohol to miners.  ;D
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If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Janet_Girl

Empires. EMPIRES.  You really don't want me resurrect the Mistress of the Dark again, do you?


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V M

Don't forget, Goddess Virginia is Empress to the Garden and can call Mother Nature to give you all a good snap of thunder and lightening  :laugh: :o :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Unconditional Acceptance

Quote from: lisagurl on June 09, 2009, 10:25:50 AM
All empires die.

Ha, I should tell that to my dad; one of his favorite ways of explaining his and my mother's parental authority is "This is not a democracy, it is a fascist state/dictatorship."

Quote from: Virginia Marie on June 09, 2009, 10:54:39 PM
Don't forget, Goddess Virginia is Empress to the Garden and can call Mother Nature to give you all a good snap of thunder and lightening  :laugh: :o :laugh:

Please, spare me!! I use public transport as often as possible and I recycle!!
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Michelle.

JUST KEEP IN MIND YOU ALL REPORT TO YOUR QUEEN.

I keep tabs on the doings of my underlings, all coup attempts will be detected.
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Janet_Girl

The spiders, rats, snakes and creatures of the night report to me all of your activities in the night.  Be aware that the Mistress of the Dark is watching, boils and ghouls.   >:-)


Janet
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Michelle.

The spiders, rats, snakes and creatures of the night report to me all of you(r) activities

Good thing the exterminator visites once a month.
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Janet_Girl

that's a mice piece of bread.


Janet
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Michelle.

My cat says that she, "feels deprived." She says that she has reported her feelings to Janet Lynn. Whom she expects to take appropiate action.
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