Hijack this thread, please!!!

[finewine]

that's a mice piece of bread.

Groan - there's going to be some ratribution for that pun!

[Janet_Girl]

OHHHHHHHHH  That was so cheesy.  Watch your toes, Finewine.  I am sending Michelle's cat over there late at night.


Janet

[Natasha]

This is a high level role for the right talented candidate. The pay is extremely well the low end is $160k with the top being around $260k. But for the right person they may go higher.

Relocation is an option for the right candidate as well.

Responsibilities:

• Perform direct computer forensic services including digital evidence preservation, analysis, data recovery, tape recovery, electronic mail extraction, and database examination
• Provide technology advisory services in an effort to help enhance forensic engagements
• Research and develop new computer forensic tools and methodologies
• Develop significant new business in the forensic technology area
• Assess and troubleshoot a variety of technical issues
• Support a computer forensic lab in a technically secure environment


Qualifications:

• Ten years of experience with computer forensic tools, methodologies, or protocols
• Excellent written and verbal communication skills
• Bachelor's degree from an accredited college/university
• Excellent business development skills
• Team player with a positive attitude and good problem solving skills
• Proficiency with PC hardware and networking
• Proficiency with UNIX/Linux and Windows operating systems
• Knowledge of network security hardware and software
• Able to travel at a moderate to extensive level

http://www.linkedin.com/in/brianmyers

[Michelle.]

It's "hijack this thread," not headhunt by way of this thread. Ah, nevermind that. Natasha, I want 25% of your fee.

[fae_reborn]

EWWWW!!!  That mouse is disgusting!!!!  I think I'm gonna be sick. 

How about some Firefly humor?

Firefly Gag Real

[Cindy]

I have to share this:

I'm peer reviewing a paper for a journal. First sentence in the result section. "The positives were positive and the negatives were negative, which validates our results."

Beautiful

Cindy

[Natasha]

What is a vampire?

According to the classical definition that reigned in the middle-age, a vampire is an animated corpse that survives by drinking the blood of the living. It also has a demonic nature and is a servant of Satan, dedicated to spreading its evil throughout the world. Bram Stocker added many desirable traits to the vampire, and the myth was later explored and refined by numerous artists and philosophers.

The body of a vampire is technically dead by human standards. It can be said that a vampire's body is in a state of arrested decay, animated by a supernatural force or spirit residing in its corporeal form, and kept vital by some magical energy that some refer as ichor.

Vampires usually appear as "normal" humans do, unless they are aroused by bloodlust or enraged. In such cases, the appearance of two, reticulating canine-like fangs may be seen; accompanied by red eyes and a rather predacious countenance.

Vampires to do not cast their reflections on mirrored surfaces (although they do cast shadows).
Their images cannot be captured on film, videotape, or digital video. Likewise, the sound they make (vocal or otherwise) cannot be captured on either digital or analog recording devices.

The vampire requires fresh human blood for sustenance. Human blood is the preference of all vampires, although they can sate themselves on lower mammalian forms of life for short periods of time. New or "young" vampires need to feed once every two nights in order to sustain their existence.

The necessary amount of human blood consumed during feeding varies between one-half and one full quart. Some "older" vampires and Vampire Regents can resist their bloodlust and survive for longer periods without feeding; sometimes over a span of several weeks to a whole month.

However, a vampire deprived of viable sustenance for protracted amounts of time will rapidly "age" until it reaches its actual age - ordinarily proving to be fatal, as most vampires are older than the average human lifespan. In theory then, it is possible to "starve" a vampire into destruction. The inherent flaw in this method of destroying a vampire is that the vampire hunter may have to endure while waiting for what could be days or weeks.

[Janet_Girl]

Ah But we can type and use the computer.  And a lot of what you mortals have come to believe about us were planted in your legends by us.


Janet

[Sandy]

Ah But we can type and use the computer.  And a lot of what you mortals have come to believe about us were planted in your legends by us.


Janet

Someone's been watching TrueBLOOD...

-Sandy

[FairyGirl]

god I love Anna Paquin...

[Audrey]

Alright everyone on the ground keep your hands where i can see them.  Do as I say and no one gets hurt. lol  Did someone already use that one I didn't read the whole post.

[Michelle.]

First. Janet this is why I keep a bucket of Holy Water next to me at all times.

Audrey, hijack the thread at will please. For the time being, until your healing process is well under way.

Are you trying to rob us, need to pay the final 1/3rd of your SRS before you leave Montreal?

[Audrey]

ha ha no just thought id be a rebel.  i think i could get used to this free time thing.  something i dont get while working and school

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Alright everyone on the ground keep your hands where i can see them.  Do as I say and no one gets hurt.

You'll never take me alive! 

[Michelle.]

You'll never take me alive! 

Sad to to say, but that was never "our" intention in the first place.

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Sad to to say, but that was never "our" intention in the first place.

Oh CRAP. *runs away*

[Linda]

Ah But we can type and use the computer.  And a lot of what you mortals have come to believe about us were planted in your legends by us.
Janet

this brings to mind a Bloody Muse poem from long, long ago,,,,

In The Beginning 

(Graeme Edge)

First Man: I think, I think I am, I think.

Establishment: Of course you are my bright little star.
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
And now to suit our
Great computer
You're magnetic ink.

First Man: I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

Inner Man: There you go, man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave
And keep on thinking free. 

[Natasha]

Psychic Vampires - And How To Deal With Them

The psychic vampire is, of course, a very close relation to the more widespread and "popular" blood vampire that appears in literature, film and popular drama, the epitome of which is Count Dracula. The principle remains the same from physical blood-lusting vampire to psychic energy-grabbing vampires in that the Count drains the life force through the actual physical blood whereas the psychic vampire is more subtle, draining the life force by destroying the "will" of its victim.

http://www.whitedragon.org.uk/articles/vampyres.htm

[finewine]

The psychic vampire is, of course, a very close relation to the more widespread and "popular" blood vampire that appears in literature, film and popular drama, the epitome of which is Count Dracula. The principle remains the same from physical blood-lusting vampire to psychic energy-grabbing vampires in that the Count drains the life force through the actual physical blood whereas the psychic vampire is more subtle, draining the life force by destroying the "will" of its victim.

Reminds me of my ex-wife.

[V M]

I get a kick out of the new drunkard avatar, but it's missing something.

What's a drunkard who hasn't pissed their pants?