Thats not me!!!, or is it? My memories are somewhat foggy when I go back more than 3yrs 2 mnths.
Heres the test:
Johns Hopkins Twenty Questions
Questions developed by Johns Hopkins University Hospital to determine whether or not a person is suffering from alcoholism.
Are You an Alcoholic?
This test was prepared by Johns Hopkins University Hospital for use in determining whether or not a person is suffering from alcoholism. Ask yourself the following questions, and answer them as HONESTLY as you can.
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking? Yes___No___
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy? Yes___No___
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people? Yes___No___
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation? Yes___No___
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking? Yes___No___
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking? Yes___No___
7. Do you turn to lower companions/inferior environments when drinking? Yes___No___
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare? Yes___No___
9. Has your ambition decreased since you started drinking? Yes___No___
10 Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily? Yes___No___
11. Do you want a drink the next morning? Yes___No___
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? Yes___No___
13. Has your efficiency decreased since you started drinking? Yes___No___
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business? Yes___No___
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble? Yes___No___
16. Do you drink alone? Yes___No___
17. Have you ever had a loss of memory (blackout) as a result of drinking? Yes___No___
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking? Yes___No___
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence? Yes___No___
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking? Yes___No___
If you have answered YES to any one of the questions,
that is a definite warning that you MAY be an alcoholic.
If you have answered YES to any two, CHANCES ARE that you are an alcoholic.
If you have answered YES to three or more, YOU ARE DEFINITELY AN ALCOHOLIC.
Pre-"bottom," 17 out of 20!!! Does an 85% on this test get me admitted to John Hopkins, to study?