A Limerick

[cjbutterfly]

There was a young man called Drew
Who as he grew up he knew
That on one fine day
Hemust find a way
To make him a lady called Sue

hear about the primitive ->-bleeped-<-....wore a pink sack

One day fifty cows were standing in a field when along comes the farmer with the bull.....'oh god, says one cow, that bulls here he'll give us all a roasting then it's down the maternity shed for us, and he's off to the next field of cows.' 'Don't worry,' says another cow,'that's Rupert he's gay.'

[Cassandra]

Okay cj try this one,


A hunter was out in the forest hunting when he spotted a bear atop a distant hill. He took aim and fired. The bear fell behind the hill. The hunter all excited ran over the hill only to be confronted by the bear. The bear grabed the man and shall we say had his way with him in the kiester.

The hunter embarrased and angry swore vengence on the bear and returned the following week determined to kill the bear. He spotted him over the hill took aim and fired. He ran over the hill and once again the bear confronted him and had his way with the hunter.

Again he returned the following week with the same results. The fourth time he went over the hill the bear grabbed him and said, "Say, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"


Cassie