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you might be TG if . . .

Started by vicki f, September 13, 2006, 02:44:30 PM

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vicki f

You're a male doing a crossword and the clue is "belt and hose, e.g." and you can't think of a nine letter synonym for 'LINGERIE', (the first thing that comes to your mind), because there probably isn't one. The real answer is 'AUTOPARTS"!  [True story!]

Anyone have another?
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Melissa

The answer is STOCKINGS, of course. ;)

Melissa
Posted on: September 13, 2006, 01:20:02 PM
Ok, here's a list.  By the way, these are all true.

You might be transsexual if...
You are asked if you are [Male Name]'s sister/wife when called on the phone.
Men always hold doors open for you while dressed as a guy.
You need to double-check that you are going in the correct restroom every time.
You come out to people and they tell you they already knew.
You actually liked getting girl toys as a kid, because they made you feel special.
You played superheros as a child and wanted to be batwoman.
The idea of having breasts sounded so cool.
Growing up, you wished you would "grow" female parts.
You decide to try out stage acting, because you know you've been practicing it every moment all your life.
You are mistaken for your wife, until you tell the person you are not her.
If somebody teases you by calling you a lady and you secretly relish it.
If you are jealous of your wife being pregnant.

Melissa
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vicki f

Melissa,
    Been there, done about 2/3 of those.

    Another true life example:
           My ex-wife buys a pair of jeans that I have, (VERY cute stretch flares with embroidered flowers in shades of peach), and I find myself going crazy to find out: a.) whether she paid less than I did; and b.) whose were the smaller size!  I never found out about the price, but I did find out we're wearing the same size jeans.  Oh well, more incentive to get back on my diet!
          Love & Giggles,   Vicki
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