You know you're middle-aged when...

[tekla]

Oh don't be silly, kittens fit in blenders.

[finewine]

Mmm good point - blended kitten, add garam masala and some freshly tempered curry powder, coconut, a little cream, tomato, garlic, onion....  kitten tikka masala!  Delicious.  Hey, pass me a naan to mop up it's gravy, would you dear?

[NicholeW.]

Oh don't be silly, kittens fit in blenders.

Mmm good point - blended kitten, add garam masala and some freshly tempered curry powder, coconut, a little cream, tomato, garlic, onion....  kitten tikka masala!  Delicious.  Hey, pass me a naan to mop up it's gravy, would you dear?

You both are just incredibly sick!



Thank gawd! We need some of that around here!

[V M]

I use a wood chipper, one of those big powerful ones with a large collection bag.  Then it's just a matter of disposing of the mince.  Eat it, sell it, feed it to dogs.  Fat man's liver makes a nice fois gras, pan fried in rosemary and butter with a chilled white demi-sec.

If I rent a chipper, will you come assist me with the neighbors who raid my garden? 

[Bombi]

My brother in law has a saying he uses it was passed down from his father, they are of Estonian decent.

            "Never trust a fart after age 40".

[finewine]

My brother in law has a saying he uses it was passed down from his father, they are of Estonian decent.

            "Never trust a fart after age 40".

lol!  I heard a variant of that which was one of Nicholson's lines from The Bucket List:

         "Never waste a hard-on, never trust a fart"

I think it was Bob Hope who, when asked what sex was like during his senior years, replied:

         "It's like shooting pool with a rope"

I could be mis-remembering (thank you Hillary!)

[tekla]

Willie Nelson said when he turned 75 "It's official, I've outlived my dick."

[finewine]

Willie Nelson said when he turned 75 "It's official, I've outlived my dick."

lol!  I love that one.  I hope I live long enough to use it (the quote, as well as my noodle).

[Constance]

Willie Nelson said when he turned 75 "It's official, I've outlived my dick."

Quoting Spinal Tap, that's "a little too much f___ing perspective."

[NicholeW.]

Quoting Spinal Tap, that's "a little too much f___ing perspective."

I don't think that Willie provide the proof, just made the statement? I hope!

[Constance]

I don't think that Willie provide the proof, just made the statement? I hope!

Uh, which Willie are we talking about. Willie Nelson or Willie's willie?

[tekla]

I'm sure Willie was talking about his willie, and if that's a Spinal Tap quote it only increases how cool I think Willie is.