(

this is what happens when I try to do homework ahead of time. Anyone else care to try their hand at a few haikus?)
Out of the closet?
Now don't shut the door so fast;
you've left things a mess.
Strong jawline, down to
thick neck, broad shoulders, down to--
but wait, what are these?
Cracked open, no shell
Sunny-side up, it looks good
but something smells burnt.
Adam's apple falls
from my mind into my palm
I'll eat it later.
I fashioned a cape
you donned a dress twice your size
false cloth for false kids.