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Started by Julie Marie, August 06, 2009, 11:02:25 AM

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Ellieka

#20
August 07, 2009, 08:45:59 AM
I'm a straight girl trapped in a gay mans body!  :laugh:
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Luc

#22
August 07, 2009, 01:50:05 PM
Quote from: Matilda on August 06, 2009, 07:33:56 PM

"I'm a pre-op transsexual girl, and my penis isn't a penis, damn it!  It's a clitoris"

What are you on, sweetie? Since when is a penis a clitoris?  Do you want proof that a penis isn't a clitoris? Drop your pants on the street or in a hospital and then we'll talk, alright?


Well... transmen call their clits penises quite a bit. While I don't necessarily agree with this practice, if it's acceptable, then why can't transwomen call their penises clits?

Here's my favorite excuse (and it actually works):
I have gynecomastia.
This works for ftms and mtfs; the former, if binding is insufficient; the latter, if HRT has started the breast growth, but the person isn't "out" yet.

SD
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heatherrose

#23
August 07, 2009, 06:20:08 PM



Quote from: CindyJames on August 07, 2009, 04:45:42 AMNow where's that damn chain saw

I found it.

*Heather makes chainsaw starting motion and scats,
"RRRRRRnin nin nin nin RUNNNN nun nun NaNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".*


frog


"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his...."
"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Ellieka

#24
August 07, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
OMG I love Crazy Frog!


but... is that his penis or her clitoris?
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Mister

#25
August 08, 2009, 01:36:46 AM
Quote from: Sebastien on August 07, 2009, 01:50:05 PM
Well... transmen call their clits penises quite a bit. While I don't necessarily agree with this practice, if it's acceptable, then why can't transwomen call their penises clits?

Testosterone enhances the size & shape of the clitoris to more in line with the penis, whereas estrogen doesn't turn a penis into something that resembles a clit.
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Natasha

#26
August 08, 2009, 10:26:34 AM
"i'm a male lesbian"

Quote from: Cami on August 07, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
OMG I love Crazy Frog!


but... is that his penis or her clitoris?

it's a penis!  there's no vaginal introitus.
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