I have discovered the one true religion in the US and it only required some attendance on Sunday and some times on Monday. It is home based and has just as much controversy as any other any, but you can prove the strength of your god at the beginning of the year, every year on one particular Sunday. And it is predominantly a male religion, but women are not excluded and most are welcome. This religion has no political gain, no tithing unless you wish to sacrifice or go to the local temple. And you can even select your own Savior.
You will all now bow down before the one true God, at least during the Fall and Winter.
And my personal Savior.
And when Spring and Summer comes you have another God that does not conflict with the first God.
Again a personal Savior.
All hail the new religions.
Janet