Why can't a woman be more like a man?

[Alyx.]

I mean, really, why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square, Eternally noble, AND historically fair. When you win at something, they always give you a pat on the back... Why can't a woman be like that?

Why do they follow trends? Can't they learn to think for themselves?
They always seem to take after thier mothers, why don't they take after their fathers instead?

It really makes no sence... Men are so pleasant, so easy to please. It very relaxing to be around them. Would you guys out there be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

(I wonder how many people will catch on...)

[Flan]

Last time I checked wars were started by men

[Janet_Girl]

I don't know if you are being serious or not, but here goes.

Of course Men are easy to please.  Show up with beer and Naked.  Yeah they are honest, except for their feelings, that they aren't the worlds best lover or that they don't think they are that great looking.  Men will slap you on the back when you win, but remember to remove the knife that is there.

Women think for themselves, but we just don't want men to feel threatened so we keep it to ourselves.  We follow trends because men are looking at that and we want them to look at us.  Our Mothers showed us how to best deal with men, why not be like them.  Men don't care for too masculine women, it scares them.

Don't get me wrong, I like Men.  I like their smell, not body odor.  I like the way they look at me with that certain smile.  I like that they hold doors open for me.

I was in that realm and I don't no wish to return.  And I think I got your drift. 



Hugs and Love
Janet

[Birdie]

Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins!

Oh my god, one of my favourite musicals of all time! I heart Audrey! 

Yay for My Fair Lady!

Although I really wish she'd end up with the lovely boy and not the rotten proffessor. 

[K8]

No, the boy was a dweeb.  The professor, for all his many faults, had character.  And I think Liza had the wherewithall to handle him.

You will notice, Hazuki, that was written by a man.  ('Nuff said. )

- Kate

[Alyx.]

For those who didn't catch on, I rewrote some of the lyrics to that song from "My Fair Lady" in more modern and common language, so that it wouldn't be too obvious that I was quoting the song.

I just wondered how people would react to those things being said on the forum.

[Kay]

Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins!

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Ha!  Love it!
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One of my favorite musicals.  I didn't really like that she ended up with Henry either, but after all she went through, she can probably handle him.

[Alyx.]

I don't remember much about the show besides some of the songs.

I should rewatch it.