I have a five foot long cylinder pillow which is really nice to cuddle, it's called Steve, for some reason

. I have woken up in the middle of the night, legs spread and Steve on top. After he's finished he just goes to sleep and I have to cuddle again. Why on earth I've ended up with a randy pillow Goddess knows. Yes, and he sleeps in the morning. Still waiting for him to bring me brekky in bed.
Damn pillows, sometimes I think they don't respect a girl at all, just want to sleep with us

Cindy