T-shirt quotes

[Cindy]

I saw a T-shirt that said.

" All human knowledge is found printed on T-shirts"

OK share the best you have seen


Cindy

[tekla]

We once had a band that had a great looking female singer who wore a shirt that said:
Eat Me First!

Always loved that one.

[V M]

There was a kid who walked around Santa Cruz, Ca for months with a shirt he'd written:

"GREEN BUD FOR SALE"

............... 

[Muffin]

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[Jamie-o]

I had a friend once who was toying with the idea of putting out a line of T-shirts with potentially controversial but true quotes.  My favorite one read:  Jesus said, "Eat me."

I also really like the one that says:  Si Hoc Legeres scis nimium eruditiones habes. (If you can read this you are over-educated.)

[Constance]

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

[Miniar]

"Nietzsche thinks you're weak!"

"Is it solipsistic in here, or is that just me?"

and

"A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine."

Are my favorites.

That makes me a geek, huh?

[Constance]

A geek and a half, I think, Min. 

I also love the camouflage T-shirt that says in bright pink letters, "Ha ha! You can't see me now!"

[Janet_Girl]

I have one that says "I'm Confused ... Wait, No I'm not"

[tekla]

I also love the camouflage T-shirt that says in bright pink letters, "Ha ha! You can't see me now!"

I always gave passing thought to running over one of those all-camouflage dressed types and going into court and saying "Hey, I didn't see them."

[Muffin]

This is an idea I had ages and ages ago but never ended up finishing/printing...

Just a rough idea sketch...

[Jamie10011]

this one has to be my fave

[Key]

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

Or, in english:

"I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

[Muffins]

[tekla]

Saw on yesterday that read:

I'd Love To Help You Out!
           which way did you come in?

[Ellieka]

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

[Sephirah]

Printed to celebrate the recent Royal Wedding in the UK:

[Padma]

I saw one a couple of summers ago that read:

Heart of Gold
Balls of Steel
Knob of Butter

...which may be funnier in England than in the Americas...

[JungianZoe]

Heart of Gold
Balls of Steel
Knob of Butter

That reminds me of one that's sold at our local Renaissance Festival.

Once a king,
always a king
But once a knight
is never enough