Mine is such a forgetable name that it's hard to remember it now. It's also the one that people use to blame something on, even though they can't remember it.
' It's all his fault!, he did it, etc'.
Which I'm sure that everyone has used at one time or the other, not even realizing that they had forgotten my name.
It's never a pet name, they won't come when you call.
It's not even the abreviation of another word. It's never been used in the title of any book worth reading, and is usually avoided in the text unless the author wants you to forget the character.
It's never used as a negative, never something positive. It's never used as an all encompassing word, just as it is never used to signifie the smallest of things.
It doesn't even matter how it's spelled, nobody is going to read it anyways.
It is the most boring name in the world, yet nobody even thinks to use it for that reason.
I'm the only one who can remember it the most. When people see it on my signature, they groan. When I show my ID, people look at me with a confused expression and say, "Really?" I tried to get it legally changed, but the judge couldn't get through the first part and dismissed me.
So because of it, I am the most boring person in the world
