Ok, let me tell you of what has happened up to now.
No wait. There is too much. let me sum up.
State government says only one name change per adult. I used that already almost ten years ago and they refuse to change it. However, the feds did. So now I am stuck in between and it causes a lot of problems such as harassment by the police when they are out collecting extra taxes with their checkpoints (last one looked like a big pizza party). Hired lawyer. Spent money. No change. Contacted the ACLU and eventually never heard much from them.
Chapter 5: A New Opportunity May Arise
Our fearless heroine, leading a ragtag group of dust bunnies has been fighting the might of the Empire of the Narrow Minds for years. In spite of being weary and run down from banging her head into the wall, she goes on...waiting for the day when freedom will once again reign in her part of the universe.
Now living out in the open and still calling the idiots, well, idiots, she has glimpsed one last hope before having to sell off all of her personal possessions and start anew in a state where a bit of common sense actually resides.
Yet the evil spectre of Narrow Minds is standing in her way even as she attempts to gather together new allies....
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Yeah, you should totally be listening to the opening theme to Star Wars on that one up there.

Finally got a note back from the ACLU and they are gathering together info to see if they will try and get me some assistance and get the name thing done.