How to transistion from Male to Female (works with even the most Conservative and religious of parents)
(If something has a question mark, that means it is a "danger" stage. These stages must be performed carefully. Also, laser hair surgery can be inserted anywhere after 3.)
Stage 1. Don't shave.
Stage 2. Buy a wig. Wear it. When your parent's say, "Why are you wearing a wig to school? Are you a ->-bleeped-<-? Say "NO! Long hair is simply cool these days."
Stage 3! Paint your nails black. Simply say to your parents that is what all the cool rock and roller goth kids are doing these days.
Stage 4. Wear androgenous clothing.
Stage 5! Wear eyeliner. If your parents say something, just show them a video of your favorite rock hero who wears eyeliner.(Don't show them a singer who is gay or bisexual.)
Stage 6! Wear black lipstick. DO NOT WEAR ANY COLOR OTHER THAN BLACK! It might help if you show them posters of heavy metal bands like Kiss, or Immortal.
Stage 7. Wear "gay" clothing. If your parents ask just say "pink is pimp".
Stage 8. Wear fake boobs. But make sure they are really small and almost unnoticable. If your parents ask just say you have been "working out."
Stage 9! Wear actual women's clothing. Say it's the "in" thing to do. If that deoesn't work, say its for a school play.
Stage 10! Wear regular sized fake boobs. Say it's for the school play, and the reason you have to wear them everyday is because you rehearse everyday for the next 3 months, and you really have to get in charachter. If that doesn't work, say its because you have the class first thing in the morning, and you only feel comfortable putting on the boobs at home (scare them about the men's dressing room.)
Stage 11. Start taking hormones.
Stage 12. Find a gay boyfriend. But arrange it so your parents "accidentally" find you two making out.
Stage 13. Spill your heart out.
Stage 14. SRS.
