With the hit singles, "God Hates Queers" and "I Like Cowgirls Who Ride Cowgirls."
Just be aware that you will be carded either at the door, or if you order drinks. Or if you have to put the pool table on your license, because your date doesn't drive, and people who don't drive always lose their goddamn licenses. Though, I don't know if the waitress even looked at mine since it wasn't for alcohol.
Generally if it's a bigger place you just get carded at the door, get a wristband, and that's that. MUCH preferred to having the waitress or bartender do it.