Lonely Transsexual Jedi

[Natalie3174]

Its hard being a Jedi. Fighting people all the time to save others and peacefully negotiating what a transsexual is to the public.

Often I think of the 3 main rules of the Jedi order.

1. A Jedi shall not know love.
2. A Jedi shall not know anger.
3. A Jedi shall not know hate.

Oh I wish I could fall in love and have children and live happily ever after. Its the first rule that gets to me and often I fall into dark thoughts of making love to people and forgetting my Jedi vows. If only I could be with someone.
My master says I should concentrate on my training but sometimes I secretly think the Jedi are liars and are cheating me out of what I want most ---LOVE! I am still a virgin and hope one day to become a Master. Until then I must distract myself and resist the passionate love of another woman which is what I desire. But it is not the Jedi way and I feel lost and lonely..Can someone help me please???

[Michelle.]

I must distract myself and resist the passionate love of another woman which is what I desire. But it is not the Jedi way

Sounds homophobic to me. Maybe you should try the Sith for awhile?

[Cindy]

Being a lonely transsexual anything is a hard road to follow. But there is love out there, and we love you darling Jedi.

Here are some Jedi hugs


Cindy, who is just off the planet

[Nigella]

I feel the force is strong with you young Jedi. Seriously wanting love is one thing as a transsexual woman there will be someone out there for you given time. As for children then the whole process of transition if you need gender reassignment surgery is such that it is not a possibility once reassignment has taken place. The only possible solution would be to have sperm frozen and kept for IVF later on. Its complicated I know, but then we have special lives.

Something to think about if you don't have one already. There is usually a master and an apprentice working on things together. Maybe a mentor in your life to look up to and be there to help you in times like this would be worth thinking about.

Keep your focus young Jedi, you will be a master one day. 

Stardust

[Metamorph]

Im clearly Sith because those 3 rules are often broken and the good thing about Sith is everything usually goes exactly as i have foreseen! (heres hoping at least)

[Hikari]

Come on talk a walk on the dark side, passion is power; and you will find it comes much easier than devotion to drawn out, joyless road that the Jedi walk.

join the dark side 

[Rock_chick]

Yes, join the darkside...we have cookies and deathstars galore...just what any girl needs when she's feeling down.

[Autumn]

Don't make out with your sister.

[rejennyrated]

Nah - Timelords have far more fun. We get to live many different lives!

[BardicFire]

and this is why I'm not a Jedi... at least not of Old Code but of New Order. and more I identify with my own code, the Shadow Order. but that doesn't matter, what matters is you are a jedi, you really should follow the New Order Code. it's much more enlightened... a Jedi must know love in some form to know the force.

[Janet_Girl]

Jedis, Hah.  Sith Lords, Bah.  Time Lords, we were there when you began.

We are the Vampyre.  Join Us Young one and live forever.  The strong you get, the more powerful you become.  And you may become as I, a dies-ingredior, or day-walker in the English tongue.

For I am in reality, Akasha ~ Empress of Gomorrah

[rejennyrated]

Blimey Janet - I love the makeover -

Mind you I think you forget that we timelords defeated the Vampyres when our bowship fleet ended the first time war by impaling the Vampyre queen through the heart in her castle!

[Janet_Girl]

Ah Jenny my dear, but what of your precious little planet now.  We had our revenge, and there are more of us now. 

And that is my original drawing, even in the days that we rule Egypt, I was TS.  GI is never ending.  Can't a girl catch a break. 

[rejennyrated]

LOL - my first incarnation - and I am talking real life incarnations now - was as a female temple prostitute in Egypt! </exit real life mode>

But yes I admit that Galifrey was destroyed and that my father and I are the last timelords left alive... but trust me one day we shall rise again!

[Janet_Girl]

Two of you against the millions.  I haven't laughed that hard since Sodom was destroyed.  And I think I might remember you, my Dear.

BTW, why aren't you working on your book. crossed her arms and taps her foot impatiently.

[rejennyrated]

well I've written 17,000 words this week so I figured I was due a night off!

... and you should never underestimate a timelord. We live for eons, we can change our faces and our genders just be regenerating - and we never give up!

Oh - and we aren't affraid of wooden stakes or sunlight

[Janet_Girl]

Wooden Stakes for what?  Marking your garden.  And sunshine does not matter to a day walker.

Oh and I met some old friend of your father.




I am glad to hear of your progress, Jenny. 

[Cindy]

Ah Janet
Where can I get that make over? I'll be ready to blow up another microwave then
12 firemen 1 goddess, Mmmm nice afternoon

Cindy

[rejennyrated]

You would DARE to bring Daleks in here? The most evil creatures in the universe... when you know I have no tardis and cannot escape? Why Janet you are clearly an oponent to be reckoned with, as cunning and determined as you are beautiful. I salute you!

But quick let me forge an alliance with the Jedi - and we'll see how well Daleks can fight a lightsabre! LOL

.... to be continued!

[enter voice over man - I borrowed him from Batman - cos I couldn't afford the music rights on the doctor who theme tune! Murray Gold is an expensive composer...]

Will our heroine Jenny be turned into a vampyre?
Will the Daleks get decapitated by Natalie with her light sabre?
Where is the Doctor with his tardis when you need him?

To find out just tune in folks - same time - same chanel (=thread) - next week!

LOL 

[Autumn]

We have ->-bleeped-<- jedis battling transithuals and something about time traveling vampires.

This thread just went to Japan.