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Started by Inkwe Mupkins, April 05, 2010, 05:34:15 PM

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Lachlann

Quote from: kyril on April 06, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Well, um...this might be TMI, but I always hit the porcelain unless I'm just dripping slowly, thought that was normal. Maybe that's why I don't hear the sound of it coming out? (shrug) never paid that close attention to the sound of people pissing, I guess. I doubt anyone does but us.

And honestly, there are a lot of things I wouldn't have paid attention to up until now... and that's mostly due to people analyzing this stuff into the ground.

People really don't pay a lot of attention to things like this.
Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own
Love will open every door it's in your hands, the world is yours
Don't hold back and always know, all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for, spread your wings and soar
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Arch

I was sort of thinking of this when the subject of whistling came up: "I Whistle a Happy Tune" from The King and I. Until I started to remember the lyrics, I didn't know how appropriate they were...

Whenever I feel afraid
I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I'm afraid.

While shivering in my shoes
I strike a careless pose
And whistle a happy tune
And no one ever knows
I'm afraid.

The result of this deception
Is very strange to tell
For when I fool the people
I fear I fool myself as well!

I whistle a happy tune
And ev'ry single time
The happiness in the tune
Convinces me that I'm not afraid.

Make believe you're brave
And the trick will take you far.
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are

You may be as brave
As you make believe you are
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Radar

Quote from: cynthialee on April 06, 2010, 01:43:21 PMMen, who have large forskins that cover the head of the penis completely, make a noise almost the same as the 'whistle' you speak of when they whiz.
My ex never did.

Even though most guys won't be listening to you pee, if someone might be questioning whether you belong in there or not and they hear "odd peeing noises" from your stall that might make them question you. Not trying to scare any guys out there, but there are guys who would get upset and possibly physical if- in their ignorant eyes- a "girl" was in there.

IMO it's better to be safe than sorry when using the toilets. Of course where you're at depends alot too. There are just some crazy, transphobic guys out there itching for a fight.
"In this one of many possible worlds, all for the best, or some bizarre test?
It is what it is—and whatever.
Time is still the infinite jest."
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cynthialee

So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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