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Edible Breast Forms Infomercial

Started by Jessica Who, April 20, 2010, 06:21:46 PM

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Jessica Who

Now I've seen it all, these people claim to have created the very first edible breast form. Affordable too! Would you purchase these?

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Janet_Girl

You are one twisted woman.  ;D  I love your videos.  :D
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Jessica Who

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Arch

Sick. Just...just...just SICK! I laughed so hard that my sides ached. And I'm the kind of guy who gets nauseated when a certain trans woman I know removes one of her breastforms for all to see...I am just not into boobs.

But I do like Jell-o. And satire. Good combination.
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Crow

Your videos are HILARIOUS. Just sayin'. You have the same rediculous sense of humor as my family. |D (On that note, I think I'm going to have to show this video to my brother when he gets home, tonight. As a brilliantly gender-gifted, awkward teenage boy, I suspect he will be simultaneously horrified and delighted by Geloobs. Emphasis on delighted.)

I'm loving the "convenient carrying pouches."
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Greg

absolutely rofl. Who would have thought that tissues have no nutritional value?
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Arch

You really need some new flavors...how about some opaque ones? No one will ever know the difference. Not even your gynecologist!
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lightvi

lol!! the sugar free avocado doesn't sound that appetizing though xD
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Crow

Quote from: Arch on April 23, 2010, 08:20:17 PM
You really need some new flavors...how about some opaque ones? No one will ever know the difference. Not even your gynecologist!

...Peaches and Cream and Chocolate would work, I suspect. 8D Maybe some Latte flavor for medium skin-tones?


ALSO-- in the process of sharing this with friends, this fantastically hilarious line, which I had previously overlooked, was brought to my attention:

"Please consult your physician before consuming Geloobz brand breast forms and then consult your mental health professional to discuss why you want to eat your breast forms."

WIN.
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justmeinoz

Very handy to have if you are lost in the bush!!
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LordKAT

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Genevieve Swann

Great idea. However, you might have a meltdown in hot weather. I think adding maraschino cherries for nipples would top them off. Pun intended.

eshaver

Why does sound like it belongs in a "Kinky " section ? Ellen
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Iceprincess

Why do I have the feeling that in fact, this could work as a product for sex shops? XD

LOL I want my pair... NOW!
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Jessica Who

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=76108.msg522260#msg522260 date=1272082187
...Peaches and Cream and Chocolate would work, I suspect. 8D Maybe some Latte flavor for medium skin-tones?


ALSO-- in the process of sharing this with friends, this fantastically hilarious line, which I had previously overlooked, was brought to my attention:

"Please consult your physician before consuming Geloobz brand breast forms and then consult your mental health professional to discuss why you want to eat your breast forms."

WIN.

Hahaha thanks! Aw, thanks for sharing my video, I really really appreciate it :)
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Arch

Any plans for augmenting other parts of the body?

Your videos kill me.

See? AUUUGGH. I'm not breathing anymore.
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rexgsd

*pop* Girl, i gotta call you back!

lmfao!!
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Cindy

Absolutely loved it. Jessica you are a talent.
Thank You for cheering me up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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NessaJ

That's pretty Hilarius. Obviously better than tissues cuz tissues have no nutritional value  :P
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Arch

Quote from: NessaJ on May 06, 2010, 05:41:09 PM
That's pretty Hilarius. Obviously better than tissues cuz tissues have no nutritional value

Not to mention that they're pretty dry unless you have something to wash them down with...
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