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God, Harleys and women

Started by Janet_Girl, May 13, 2010, 08:31:17 AM

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Janet_Girl

A guy on a Harley is riding down HWY 101 when the clouds begin to part.

A bright ray of sunshine beams down on him and he hears the thundering voice of god.
God says to him, "listen my son, you have been on the right path, ask my anything you want".

The guy things about it for a few seconds and says " God, make me a highway to Hawaii across the ocean so i can ride my chopper there".

God's response was "My son, think of something that would benefit mankind and not petty things". The guy stops his bike to think about it and asks god.....

"God, please let Men understand everything about women, why they cry when they cry, laugh when they laugh, and ignore us when they do. I want men to know everything that makes a women, a Women."

God's response was..........

"Do you want a 2 lane or 4 lane Hwy?"
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kyril

LOL!...yeah, I feel like a horrible sexist for laughing at that, but I have a really big mental file of "stuff women do that I don't understand."


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Cindy

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Walter

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