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Orange Sauce

Started by V M, May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM

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V M

I've been craving Asian food for awhile now

I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream

I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle

And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"

I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out

Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature

...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...

Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jamie-o

Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.

Jamie the Enabler
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LordKAT

Quote from: Jamie-o on May 02, 2010, 12:32:48 AM
Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.

Jamie the Enabler

That was my thought too.


Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.
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Silver

Your food addictions continue to amuse me.
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Cindy

Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I've been craving Asian food for awhile now

I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream

I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle

And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"

I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out

Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature

...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...

Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u

It's only an addiction when you roll a line and snort it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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V M

Quote from: LordKAT on May 02, 2010, 01:38:42 AM
That was my thought too.


Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.
I think the bra fairy has given up on me... LOL  Besides, I like them better when it's my idea and I pick them out  ;D
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Janet_Girl

Orange Sauce is non-addictive. she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce
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Cindy

Quote from: Janet Lynn on May 03, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Orange Sauce is non-addictive. she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce

Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom" :o

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LordKAT

Quote from: CindyJames on May 04, 2010, 03:56:38 AM
Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom" :o


AAK.   Ruin good chocolate that way.
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Degahna

I am also addicted to this Orange Sauce. I got help. I'm much better now  >:-)
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Jasmine.m

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