I've been craving Asian food for awhile now

I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream

I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle

And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"

I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out

Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature

...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...

Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u

Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.

Jamie the Enabler

Quote from: Jamie-o on May 02, 2010, 12:32:48 AM
Y'know ... It might be good on popcorn and ice cream.

Jamie the Enabler

That was my thought too.


Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.

Your food addictions continue to amuse me.

Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 02, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I've been craving Asian food for awhile now

I bought a bottle of Panda Express Orange Sauce and have been putting it on nearly everything but popcorn and ice cream

I realized I had become addicted when I began spanking myself and drinking the Orange Sauce from the bottle

And that's not to mention riding a pogo pony down the street yelling "Give it to me Panda!!!"

I contacted the FDA and they said they'd look into it at the nearest Chinese take out

Meanwhile a friend of mine mentioned that if you pee your pants from laughing you may want to check your temperature

...* Stay tuned next week when we discus Virginia's obsession with buying bras and underwear*...

Wait!!! Wait!!! that isn't fare... No one told me time was u

It's only an addiction when you roll a line and snort it

Quote from: LordKAT on May 02, 2010, 01:38:42 AM
That was my thought too.


Tho I thought Virginia didn't buy bras, she got them from the bra fairy.

I think the bra fairy has given up on me... LOL  Besides, I like them better when it's my idea and I pick them out 

Orange Sauce is non-addictive. ^{she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce}

Quote from: Janet Lynn on May 03, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Orange Sauce is non-addictive. ^{she says as she snorts a line of chocolate sauce}

Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom"

Quote from: CindyJames on May 04, 2010, 03:56:38 AM
Confucius he say " never snort chocolate sauce in the bathroom"

AAK.   Ruin good chocolate that way.

I am also addicted to this Orange Sauce. I got help. I'm much better now 

I prefer Thai.