Simple solution wanted

[gilligan]

I'm not looking for anything complex, but what is the simplest and cheapest way to make it look like i've got a bit of a bulge when looking at my pants at that spot? I'm not looking for an STP or a pack'n'play, just something to make my feel more confident when out in public.

[Osiris]

There's the classic, rolled up sock.

You can also use the home made packer technique which is a bit more realistic, hair gel filled condoms.

[gilligan]

so if i were to take some tighty whiteys and stick a rolled up sock in the pocket, would that work?

[kyril]

More or less, if you get it the right size (smaller than you'd think) and in the right spot (lower than you'd think). It won't be terribly realistic but shouldn't draw any particular attention if you're wearing heavy jeans.

[Miniar]

It'd look a little off, but yeah..

I made my first "packer" in a "beanbag" style with scrap fabric from a busted old shirt that I filled with rice. It acctually turned out awesome, Weight and feel wasn't even all that weird (aside from the sound of rice... )... only.. you can't really "wash" that, so... It needed periodical "replacing".

The "rice-cock" is a legend amongst my friends now actually...

[emil]

you could just get the mr. limpy packer which is about $12. it feels so much more like the real thing than socks and other experimental stuff.

[Miniar]

you could just get the mr. limpy packer which is about $12. it feels so much more like the real thing than socks and other experimental stuff.

The reason I didn't is because ordering it to Iceland triples the cost just for shipping and handling, and then adds another 10-15$ "import tax" (1/3 of total cost of what you're importing, including shipping and handling).

And I just didn't have 50-60$ to drop on it.

Eventually a friend sent me one in exchange for candy and stuff. Saved me half the money I'd otherwise have spent on it.

Getting a mr.limpy isn't always a "just" type of a task.

[AJinOz]

You can also use the home made packer technique which is a bit more realistic, hair gel filled condoms.

If you want to try to make the hair gel filled condoms type try the 'DJ Knows Dicks' website. There's a link with instructions and photos on how to make it on the site 

[gilligan]

I don't want to sound stupid, but how would I go about packing a Mr. Limpy? And what size (XS or S)?

Also, anyone know how much it would cost for shipping? I'm in the US.

[Miniar]

powder it with starch (potato or corn, no diffy) and pop it in your drawers.
I, personally, hate how sticky it gets, even with the starch, so I put it in an old, very thin, sock, that I've cut off, after starching it, and then pop it in my boxerbriefs.

[Nygeel]

DJ Knows Dicks has instructions on how to make your own packer. It's a bit better than a sock, inexpensive, too.

[gilligan]

DJ Knows Dicks has instructions on how to make your own packer. It's a bit better than a sock, inexpensive, too.

I looked at that, but is it durable?

[Nygeel]

I looked at that, but is it durable?

I never used condoms for that purpose but I did use double wrapped condoms to create realistic breasts for a drag show and they held up for the evening so I would guess it's fairly durable.

[emil]

i'm gonna say the cost of a ten-pack of durable condoms and a hairgel is close to the cost of a mr. limpy. i did that before and then hated how much money i'd spent on it. i mean after all it's condoms. they are made of latex and they smell and they might even bust. i have a goodvibes packer which is a more expensive but used to have a mr. limpy. it didnt get sticky for me when i wore it (i used to dust it in baby powder each morning), and i just put it in my boxerbriefs.

The reason I didn't is because ordering it to Iceland triples the cost just for shipping and handling, and then adds another 10-15$ "import tax" (1/3 of total cost of what you're importing, including shipping and handling).

And I just didn't have 50-60$ to drop on it.

Eventually a friend sent me one in exchange for candy and stuff. Saved me half the money I'd otherwise have spent on it.

Getting a mr.limpy isn't always a "just" type of a task.

this site: http://www.sexshop-venize.de/mr-limpy-dildo-groesse-xs.19727.html  ships to Iceland for FREE. I just checked. I would think that a lot of times it might make more sense for you to order from the European Union than the US. Sometimes it is cheaper to order directly from the US retailer for us outsiders, but a lot of times it just isn't.

[Miniar]

Thanks for that link.

[Poseidon]

The "rice-cock" is a legend amongst my friends now actually...

I think this just made my day 

[gilligan]

The "rice-cock" is a legend amongst my friends now actually...

I already have the stuff to make a rice cock, so it would essentially be free. I'm sure my friends would get a kick out of it too. For the record... was it rectangular/square or was it ball-shaped (like a hacky-sack)?

[Miniar]

I already have the stuff to make a rice cock, so it would essentially be free. I'm sure my friends would get a kick out of it too. For the record... was it rectangular/square or was it ball-shaped (like a hacky-sack)?

cylinder and "sack".. I actually took the time to make it packer-shaped..

.. I totally feel a little embarrassed now....

[gilligan]

cylinder and "sack".. I actually took the time to make it packer-shaped..

.. I totally feel a little embarrassed now....

I have no easy access to condoms, or money for that matter. but i do have old socks and rice.

[notyouraverageguy]

I don't want to sound stupid, but how would I go about packing a Mr. Limpy? And what size (XS or S)?

Also, anyone know how much it would cost for shipping? I'm in the US.

Just stuff it in some briefs or boxer briefs, or pack it in a harness.
XS is the most realistic size for a soft pack.
The Mr. Limpy is made by Fleshlight, $12.95 and must be 18+ yrs or older to purchase. You can look up shipping on their site.