

LOL. This reminds me of when I played leisure suit larry and he had to cross dress to sneak by some people. Hint: You you could only do it if you had the coconuts.
But my real vice was Jack L. Chalker novels. By the time I was 20, I thought I'd read every one of his novels, but then I read on the internet that when people tell him that, he always asks them if they read his "Unauthorized Biography of Scrooge McDuck." So I went down to the rare books room at the University and read it, just so I could say yes if I ever met him. It wasn't as good as his other stuff though.