Androgynes: For or Against Fruitcake

[tekla]

it stuck to the fence

[Pica Pica]

And no one can come and unstuck-it.

[tekla]

Really Picax2?  That's NOT how you end a limerick.   

[Laurry]

Really Picax2?  That's NOT how you end a limerick.   

True, but in Pica-squared's defense they were limited by the rules of the forum

Wanna give it another try there, Pica?  This time with the tangential wit we've all come to expect?

[Pica Pica]

Nah - go unstuck yerselves (grumble, grumble).

[Shana A]

a slight variation on this topic...

Fruitcakes: For or Against Androgynes

[ativan]

Would it be Androgyns in general or just the Androgyns ?

Either way I guess I would have to say 'for', but, then that is admitting that indeed I am a fruitcake.
I'm not sure if I should share that kind of volatile information.

[Padma]

Fruits of the forest .

[caseyy]

Spawn of hell! I find the little fruits inside too bitter.

[Jaimey]

a slight variation on this topic...

Fruitcakes: For or Against Androgynes

I feel like this depends entirely on their desire to be eaten.  Or their propensity for hurt feelings (see poll at the top).

[espo]

I tried papaya once and didn't like it but I love the dried papaya and pineapple and mangos. 

[tekla]

Best thing about mangos is mango butter.  Spread it all over your lover for a tropical sensation.

[espo]

Whoa!!  What a great idea now all I need is a lover

[chrishoney]

Ken/Kendra....tsk tsk tsk

What in the world are you thinking?  Here you are, a fine upstanding Androgyne, and you offer us a Binary view of fruitcake?  Just as I reject the binary gender worldview, so I reject the fruitcake choices. 

Personally, I'm going with "Standard Answer #1:  It Depends"

Not all fruitcakes are bad (just most of them).  I agree with Jillieann/JR's comments...the rum definitely makes all the difference.  I also like the lighter colored (and weighing) ones.  I'm just not a big fan of all the candied fruit...has a funny taste to me.

So, while there are a few Angels in the slice of Heavenly Fruitcake, most are Demon crumbs, scattered across the tablecloths of Christmas dinners everywhere.

Just my personal opinion.  If you happen to like fruitcake, God Bless you...you're gonna need it

.....Laurie

I vote for BREAD PUDDING!   

[Laurry]

Now there's a flash from the past...

It actually makes sense...I must have been high when I wrote it

.....LD

P.S.  I still reject the binary choice option

[dalebert]

I'm against fruitcake but my opinion doesn't count since I'm not andro. 

[Laurry]

Of course your opinion counts.  Why would you ever think otherwise?  I mean, just because we're going to ignore it...

[tekla]

my opinion doesn't count

just because we're going to ignore it...

Right, and all are welcome here, we ignore everyone.  It's equal.  All is one and one is all.  It's pretty much where common sense comes to die.

[ativan]

It's pretty much where common binary sense comes to die...

[tekla]

common binary sense comes to die

that's because we can count to more than two.