Corrupt-A-Wish

[Osiris]

Bringin back an old Susan's classic.

If you're new to the game, it's very simple. You corrupt the wish of the person above you, then make a wish of your own.

Example:

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First post: I wish I had new shoes!
Reply: Wish granted! You have new shoes but they're horse shoes, here let me help you nail them to your feet. :D
I wish I could dance.

I'll start:

I wish I had something of importance to do today.

[Janet_Girl]

First post: I wish I had something of importance to do today.
Reply: Wish granted! You did but you should have started first thing this morning, because it is due at 5PM.

I wish I had bigger hips and butt.

[Constance]

I wish I had bigger hips and butt.

Granted, but they're so big you can't fit into your clothes anymore.

I wish I had a large iced mocha.

[Osiris]

Granted! You have a large iced mocha, but the large size is 5 gallons and you have to drink it in 2 minutes. Good luck.

I wish I wasn't thirsty!

[Shang]

I wish I wasn't thirsty!

Granted, but you can't stop drinking and drown.

I wish I didn't have to go to class.

[glendagladwitch]

I wish I didn't have to go to class.

Granted.  You're expelled.

I wish I had more money than I could ever spend.

[Janet_Girl]

I wish I had more money than I could ever spend.

Granted.  But you alone are responsible for the national debt of both the United States and Canada.

I wish I have a real house to live in.

[LordKAT]

Granted.  But you alone are responsible for the national debt of both the United States and Canada.

I wish I have a real house to live in.

Granted: one doll house with all the amenities.

I wish I was born with original parts that say/look male.

[Meepit]

Granted. But now your brain is female .

I wish counselling and therapy didn't have ridiculously long waiting lists.

[V M]

Granted... Counselling and therapy have been outlawed in your area

I wish I were turning 19 instead of 49 tomorrow

[Janet_Girl]

Granted.  You are 19 again.  But you have to live your life over again, just as it was.

I wish I had an SO.

[V M]

Granted... Not only do you have an SO, you have a so 'n so for an SO

I wish I would have stayed home for dinner rather than go to the apt. building pot luck

[Fencesitter]

Granted... but you got allergic to your food and need a cortisone injection now.

I wish my dishes were already done.

[Osiris]

Granted, you have no dishes so no need to clean them! Better load up on napkins though.

I wish it weren't so cold.

[Janet_Girl]

Granted.  It is now 120^o, in the shade. And A/C is illegal.

I wish that I had a job, that allowed me to at least live paycheck to paycheck.

[Fencesitter]

Granted, buy the paychecks are not covered.

I wish I were not a smoker.

[Rosemary]

Granted, now you live the rest of your life with withdrawal symptoms.

I wish I have a garden.

[Fencesitter]

Granted. It's full of snakes, spiders and leeches.

I wish I had a bucket full of gold.

[Osiris]

Granted! Here's a bucket full of gold... paint. Just think of what you can paint and make all shiny and sparkly looking!

I wish I had something awesome and delicious to eat!

[Constance]

I wish I had something awesome and delicious to eat!

Granted; but Satan's seagull just bombed it.

I wish I had a more sushi.