Corrupt-A-Wish

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:29:32 AM

Granted water no longer exists and nor does fish

I wish a solar flare would hit earth ^o^

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:35:59 AM

Granted. You slept through it the whole time though.

I wish breakfast was illegal.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:39:15 AM

Granted but so is lunch and dinner and food has been banned all together.

I wish i owned an Aston Martin.

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:46:36 AM

Granted but Ashton breaks out of the cage and escapes.

I wish I had Chinese food right now.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:08:44 PM

Granted but its 100 years old and breathing on its own

I wish I could tie my shoes right ^^

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:17:05 PM

Granted. Now you forget how to put on the rest of your clothes.

I wish I had $50,000.54

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:25:37 PM

granted but the USA no longer exists and american currency is worthless

I wish I could bend metal with my mind

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:27:04 PM

Granted. Everytime you bend metal with your mind your bones tend to bend as well.

I wish I had a pizza

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:29:43 PM

Granted but its just the dough and its uncooked and gives you a really bad stomach ache along with something else ^~^

I wish for world peace ^^

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:33:53 PM

Granted. Too bad it came too late after a nuke blew everyone up.

I wish I was awake fully.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:39:55 PM

granted, but you have narcolepsy and now your back asleep

I wish I could turn into a wirewolf

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:41:37 PM

Granted. You are now a plastic wirewolf toy.

I wish my fingers were longer.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:47:46 PM

Granted they're now 7 feet lone each and you are in the book of world records, congrats.

I wish there was a ceral called 'Death'

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 01:49:48 PM

Granted. Too bad it's for promotional display only.

I wish my legs were skinnier.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 01:55:41 PM

Granted but they are now so skinny you can't put any weight on them without breaking them

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:00:12 PM

Where's the wish? >.>

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:03:27 PM

meh it cut it off!!! (my internet likes to fluxuate)

I wish my internet would work right ^o^

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:05:59 PM

Granted. You internet works fine but it's your PC/Laptop that's is broken.

I wish I could go out to eat more often.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:08:06 PM

(lol its an XP so i doubt it! ^.^)
Granted but all there is to eat is soy burgers with no toppings

I wish I could sing like Simon Curtis

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:09:28 PM

Granted but everyone around you is deaf

I wish I could legally change my name.