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Fighter

#740
October 14, 2011, 10:35:09 AM
Quote from: Dante on October 14, 2011, 01:02:25 AM
Granted, you play the banjo.

I wish I wasn't ashamed of my past.
Granted. You're no longer afraid of your past, but you now know your future, which you are VERY ashamed of.

I wish I wasn't getting sick >_>.
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Sage

#741
October 14, 2011, 01:16:40 PM
Granted, your eyes get sewn shut and they die anyway.  (God, I'm terrible today, sorry if this sounds mean.  🙁 )

I wish I could get my haircut today instead of tuesday.
"Be whoever you are, but be loud. Be completely fearless when you do it. That's the big thing. Just be a fearless person. A fearless artist, a fearless accountant. Whatever you want to be." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

私は死にかむ。
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Joeyboo~ :3

#742
October 14, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
Granted. Your hairdresser has a seizure while they're cutting your hair, leaving you with huge patch on your head.

I wish I had a super powers.
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Sage

#743
October 14, 2011, 01:42:12 PM
Granted, you have been given the power of camouflage-skin, but you always seem to turn the wrong color when you want to camouflage yourself, which is maddeningly inconvenient, I'd imagine.

I wish the crickets for my science experiment would at least chirp and amuse me, since observing them and taking notes is so boring when they're just.  sitting.  there.   😛
"Be whoever you are, but be loud. Be completely fearless when you do it. That's the big thing. Just be a fearless person. A fearless artist, a fearless accountant. Whatever you want to be." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

私は死にかむ。
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Joeyboo~ :3

#744
October 14, 2011, 02:06:49 PM Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 03:13:52 PM by JoeyD
Granted. Your crickets can now have an understanding of human interaction and can speak themselves, but they turn out to be stereotypical african american gangsters. They talk extremely obnoxiously and threaten to jump you if you tell them to shut up.

I wish I was wealthy.  ::)
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Sage

#745
October 14, 2011, 03:11:28 PM
Quote from: JoeyD on October 14, 2011, 02:06:49 PM
Granted. Your crickets can now have a full understanding of human interaction and can speak themselves, but they turn out to be stereotypical african american gangsters. They talk extremely obnoxiously and threaten to jump you if you tell them to shut up.

I wish I wealthy.  ::)
(OMFG, Ebonics-speaking crickets!  :D  That is freakin' hilarious!~)
Granted, but then all the poor people decide to kill you.

I wish I didn't need my glasses to see.   😛
"Be whoever you are, but be loud. Be completely fearless when you do it. That's the big thing. Just be a fearless person. A fearless artist, a fearless accountant. Whatever you want to be." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

私は死にかむ。
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Dante

#746
October 14, 2011, 06:55:21 PM
Granted, you don't need glasses to see, because you can't see at all.

I wish the ending of the book I just finished didn't have such an annoying cliffhanger.





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Fighter

#747
October 14, 2011, 07:40:08 PM
Granted. Instead, the ending just plain sucks. And I'm talking Borderlands bad. "Yeah, I just found the Vault and I can get my phat loot now! Oh ->-bleeped-<-, giant monster! Yeah I killed the giant monster! Angel lady thanks me! I get...nothing but a chance to play again on a harder difficulty."

I wish we could all just get along~
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Joeyboo~ :3

#748
October 14, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
Granted, but instead of this being a 'transgender resources' forum, it's a forum about murdering/torturing and ways to hide bodies.  >:-)

I wish I had an ass like Nicki Minaj.
(butt-spiration!)
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Jasper

#749
October 18, 2011, 02:16:14 PM
Granted. You have her ass in a glass jar on a shelf. Too bad the police are after you now...

I wish I get a promotion at my work.
~Jasper~
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Dante

#750
October 18, 2011, 08:45:25 PM
Granted, you are the new head officer of the new toys division, and your co-workers are children.

I wish I knew more good Halloween movies to watch!





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Lily

#751
October 18, 2011, 10:53:02 PM
You come home to find your entire bookshelf filled with your favorite scary movies.

However, the only one that works is a VHS copy of Ernest Scared Stupid.

I wish I literally had 99 bottles of beer on my wall.
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Dante

#752
October 18, 2011, 11:32:12 PM
Granted, but they're all broken and the beer is all soaked into the carpet. Enjoy!

I wish my homework for this week was already done.





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Fighter

#753
October 19, 2011, 12:32:12 AM
Granted. You meet a friendly alien who does your homework for you. However, you lose it the day it's due. Also the alien stole your wallet.

I wish I got paid more!
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Michelle.

#754
October 19, 2011, 05:02:44 PM
OK. But i'm payin ya' in used cat food cans.

I wish for the end of summer.
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Joeyboo~ :3

#755
October 19, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
Granted, but the catch is that next year's summer will be twice as long and hotter.

I wish my puppy could take care of himself.
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Fighter

#756
October 19, 2011, 06:39:21 PM
Granted. Your puppy can take care of himself. He just won't.

I wish work didn't take up so much of my day.
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Dante

#757
October 19, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
Granted, you're only at work for 1 hour a day. However, you decide to go back to college, which takes you 15 hours a day.

I wish I had better drawing skills.





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Joeyboo~ :3

#758
October 19, 2011, 09:52:32 PM
Granted, you have no joints now.
You practically have sticks for limbs:3

I wish I had a soundproof room so my mom will stop complaining about my loud music.
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Jayr

#759
October 19, 2011, 10:18:05 PM
Granted. But someone breaks in your room, and does horrible things to you [figure that one out yourself :P].
But since your room is soundproof, no matter how loud you scream. Help never comes.

I wish I had a teleporting machine.





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