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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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NikaPlaidypus

#860
January 13, 2012, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 11, 2012, 08:12:43 AM
I wish my college classes were easy.

Granted!  Your classes this semester are Advanced Fingerpainting 203, Fun with Construction Paper and Popsicle Sticks 123, The Alphabet 102: N through Z, Whole Numbers 3.14, and Advanced Recess 222.

I wish I didn't have to shave every day.
Do you know the cow?  He is an insolent bastard!
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King Malachite

#861
January 13, 2012, 05:27:15 AM
Granted.  The last time you shave you accidentally nicked yourself with an infected razor and die from the infection spreading.

I wish I had a red velvet cheesecake
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Kollaa

#862
January 24, 2012, 08:33:16 PM
Granted.  Though a few dozen mice happened to 'fall' inside while it was being made.

I wish I had straight hair.
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King Malachite

#863
January 24, 2012, 09:34:49 PM
Granted.  Your hair sticks permanately straight up.

I wish I had an energy drink.
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Dante

#864
January 25, 2012, 01:17:18 AM
Granted, you drink it, become hyperactive, and then die from too much strain on your body.

I wish I wouldn't make so many mistakes when I type. (I used to be really awesome at typing, but then I took an arrow to the knee but then I learned how to use the shift key instead of caps lock. XD)





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King Malachite

#865
January 25, 2012, 10:50:18 AM
Granted.  A ninja comes and slices off your hands (and your knee), therefore eliminating your need to type.

I wish I had 1 billion dollars
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Dante

#866
January 25, 2012, 10:29:23 PM
Granted, you are now Dr. Evil.

I wish I had a job.





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King Malachite

#867
January 25, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Granted.  Your are an over-worked porn star.

I wish my professors gave less work.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Felix

#868
March 17, 2012, 03:05:39 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Granted.  You are an over-worked porn star.

I wish my professors gave less work.
Granted. You end up with no discipline and a degree that you could've just purchased in a second-world country.

I wish I had real power and could do more than stand idly by when people I care about are suffering and falling.
everybody's house is haunted
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King Malachite

#869
March 17, 2012, 03:08:43 AM
Granted.  You get the real power but the people who are suffering and falling turn their backs on you and don't want you to interfere in their lives.

I wish I had a beard.
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justmeinoz

#870
March 17, 2012, 04:14:09 AM
Granted.  You have a beard, pity it grows out of your ears and not on your face.

I wish I could get genuine Canadian Chees Curds so I could make proper Poutain.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Artemis

#871
March 17, 2012, 02:18:05 PM
Wow... that is a hard one to corrupt without being a compleet ass  >:-)
"Speak only if you can improve on the silence."
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bballshorty

#872
April 19, 2012, 02:18:28 AM
Granted. Except you're a half-ass with a donkey tail =D

I wish I can get into the habit of sleeping earlier.
Day by day, in every way, I am getting better and better. And so are you!
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justmeinoz

#873
April 19, 2012, 05:03:39 AM
Your wish is granted.  You get the sack for falling asleep on Night Shift, and letting 400 ton of molten steel incinerate the staff's tea room.

I wish the NHL was on TV here.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#874
April 19, 2012, 08:28:53 AM
Granted-however all of your Tvs are broken so you can't watch it.

I wish I had a cheesecake.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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LordKAT

#875
April 19, 2012, 10:22:42 AM
You got your cheesecake but the cook misunderstood the concept and made it with cheesewhiz.


I wish Dr. Brownstein gave major discounts and priority to poor people like me.
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King Malachite

#876
April 19, 2012, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on April 19, 2012, 10:22:42 AM
You got your cheesecake but the cook misunderstood the concept and made it with cheesewhiz.


I wish Dr. Brownstein gave major discounts and priority to poor people like me.


Granted.  Now Dr. Brownstein does half the work for half the pay.

I wish I I lost weight.
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LordKAT

#877
April 19, 2012, 11:06:14 AM
Granted, One car accident to remove  your legs and the weight dropped quickly.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket with a high payout.
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King Malachite

#878
April 19, 2012, 01:42:42 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on April 19, 2012, 11:06:14 AM
Granted, One car accident to remove  your legs and the weight dropped quickly.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket with a high payout.

Granted.  You get the high payout lottery ticket but it was burned in a fire.

I wish I could swim.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Ash

#879
April 19, 2012, 02:53:51 PM
Granted, but that doesn't get rid of the sharks.

I wish my hair was shorter.
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