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Corrupt-A-Wish

Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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JayKyle

Granted but streets no longer exist and everyone uses bikes as transports

I wish everything was shades of grey
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  You are blind though so it wouldn't matter.

I wish I had another eggroll.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but its filled with dog fur

I wish X-box live was free
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  However everyone plays PSN now.

I wish I had a bigger tv.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

granted however the screen size is 1"x1"

i wish i had some soup
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  It has a fly in it.

I wish I had a Redbull Energy Drink
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but it contains actually red bull body parts

I wish people were excepting of others
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  You are the only person left that isn't accepting of others.

I wish I had white chocolate.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted except its burnt and tastes like old tofu

I wish my bed would make itself
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  There's a giant sinkhole under it and swallows everything whole.  Problem solved

I wish I felt like being active today.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but today is the day the world ends so it was pointless in being active anyways ^^'

I wish I wasn't drinking a soda
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  You are now drinking blood.

I wish I was a bar of soap.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but its really old, falling apart and moldy

I wish I sparkled in the sun light ^^
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  The sparkle is so it it burns everyone to touch.

I wish I was on the moon.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Elijah3291

Granted.  But you can never leave now and you are the only one there and you are out of toilet paper.

I wish my cat would come cuddle with me.
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King Malachite

Granted.  While your cat is cuddling with you it has uncontrollable gas.

I wish I had a lot of money.
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Constance

Quote from: Malachite on April 28, 2012, 09:35:38 PM
I wish I had a lot of money.
Granted, but you can only spend it at McDonald's.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

King Malachite

Granted.  The walls are covered in fugus and holes though.

I wish I had my driver's license
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Constance

Quote from: Malachite on April 28, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
I wish I had my driver's license
Granted,  but your car is 2 inches long and says "Hot Wheels" on the bottom.

I wish I had some tacos.

King Malachite

Granted.  You now have tacos that were found in the trash can.

I wish I had a rubber duck.
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