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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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King Malachite

#1020
April 29, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
Granted.  As soon as you morph into a fish a shark eats you.

I wish my legs were muscular.
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JayKyle

#1021
April 29, 2012, 04:55:57 PM
Granted but rest of you is skinny as a pencil so you like rather alienish

I wish Earth was an all water planet
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1022
April 29, 2012, 04:57:58 PM
Granted.  However the Earth is destroyed 4 seconds after that so you can't enjoy it.

I wish I had gummie worms.
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JayKyle

#1023
April 29, 2012, 05:02:44 PM
Granted but I licked them before giving them to you

I wish I had some more tofu
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1024
April 29, 2012, 05:23:56 PM
Granted.  However your tofu is pea sized.

I wish I had strawberry milk.
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JayKyle

#1025
April 29, 2012, 06:46:21 PM
granted but it has fly carcasses in it

I wish I would get off the couch
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1026
April 29, 2012, 06:56:56 PM
granted, you go straight to the bed and do the same thing you were doing on the couch

I wish people around me weren't sick
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JayKyle

#1027
April 29, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
Granted except now your sick

I wish fish didnt smell so bad
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1028
April 29, 2012, 07:13:18 PM
Granted.  Fish now smells like a fruity turd instead of the regular fish smell.

I wish I had superpowers.
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JayKyle

#1029
April 29, 2012, 07:17:14 PM
granted but your superpower is detecting ant feelings

i wish i had a pet dragon
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1030
April 29, 2012, 07:26:12 PM
Granted but it breathes fire into your eyeballs melting your skull.

I wish my bat was newer.
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JayKyle

#1031
April 29, 2012, 08:24:05 PM
Granted but its all 1" long

I wish I hadn't burnt my popcorn
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1032
April 29, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
Granted.  You accidently drop it on the floor instead.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
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JayKyle

#1033
April 29, 2012, 11:21:24 PM
(eh i could probably live with that)

Granted but it's a live turkey stuck between to unbaked loaves a bread and its angry

I wish I had my own gym
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1034
April 29, 2012, 11:28:04 PM
Granted.  All your equipment is broken though.

I wish there was a full moon tonight.
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Sasamu

#1035
April 29, 2012, 11:33:16 PM
Granted, but you know what they say about full moons. They make people go crazy. So a man decides to run his car thourgh your house destroying your computer(or laptop). :s

I wish I could find a new song I like.
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JayKyle

#1036
April 29, 2012, 11:35:24 PM
Granted but after you decide its kind of catchy it starts to drive you insane and you become an axe murder

I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1037
April 30, 2012, 12:06:34 AM
Granted.  Walls do not exist anymore.

I wish I wasn't full from food.
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justmeinoz

#1038
April 30, 2012, 04:07:18 AM
Granted. You are now full of Indigestion remedy.

I wish I could get motivated to do some study tonight.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1039
April 30, 2012, 04:21:11 AM
Granted.  You are now motivated to study everything about Superman.

I wish my legs weren't so thick.
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