TS T-Shirt Ideas

[melissa42013]

Today an idea for a T-Shirt popped into my head and I thought I'd share it and see if you' all had any ideas to share as well.

"I got tired of borrowing my wife's pussy, so I got my own." 

I actually laughed out loud at work when it popped into my head. Kind of hard to share it there though.

-M

[Colleen Ireland]

How about "TransTastic!"

or... "Is she or isn't she?  Only her surgeon knows for sure..."

or... "Maybe she's born with it.  Maybe it's Maybelline" (okay, I couldn't figure out a good takeoff on that one.  Maybe someone else will do better).

I saw a lot of really GREAT T-shirts at last year's Pride festivities.  My favorite one was:

"Let's get one thing straight.  I'm not."

I am DEFINITELY going to this year's Pride, and this time, I'll be Myself.  Last year I wasn't even out to myself yet.

[n00bsWithBoobs]

Here's some:

"It takes balls to really become a woman."
"I wear my ovaries on the outside."
"The clitoris reduction surgery was a success!"
"From Football Captain to Homecoming Queen"
"Cinderfella"
"I went to Thailand and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (oh, and a new vagina)"
"Honk if you love ->-bleeped-<-s!"
"Walked a mile in her shoes and decided to go the whole nine yards"

And this one actually exists:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/questionable-content-lgbterrific-t-shirt

[Cruelladeville]

My favorite from here...

http://www.blackhumor.net/photos/funny-t-shirt-photos-%E2%80%93-set-4-16-photos/

'I see that you've already met the twins'

(Some thoughts assuming yer recently post-op)

New Beaver
(running in)

Once had a dick
Now one hell of a vagina wiser!

[Miniar]

A friend of mine has the best one ever...

It says; "Warning; Contains Trans Fats"

I want one.

[Janet_Girl]

The best I have seen shows the transformers symbol and it say Trans sexual, on the front.  The back says More than meets the eye.

[E]

The best I have seen shows the transformers symbol and it say Trans sexual, on the front.  The back says More than meets the eye.

Robots in disguise?


I'd want one with the X-Men logo, and an "E" scrawled in before the "X".

[Rock_chick]

I might make myself one with the words "Alternative Girl" on it

[LordKAT]

anyone see these shirts as meaning opposite things besides me? I mean, how can sex make the lord cry if "go forth and multiply" doesn't mean math?

Ok bad humor. How about.... Mikey will try it, he likes everything. It might work for a gay FTM if you remember life cereal ads.


Going now.

[melissa42013]

anyone see these shirts as meaning opposite things besides me? I mean, how can sex make the lord cry if "go forth and multiply" doesn't mean math?

I totally thought the same thing as you. They are so over the top I thought they were making fun of the radicals. I'd actually wear the "Dancing Leads to Sex" t-shirt out just for fun, but with a different motive.....

How about this T-Shirt:    "Got Spiro?"

[tekla]

Dancing only makes god cry when fat white people like those two do it.

[melissa42013]

And now these new ideas......
Assembled in Thailand from parts made in the USA
and
I AM the other woman.

[Kim 526]

T-Shirt or License Plate:

TRN6XL

K

[Sarah_aus]

This site has a few good tees
http://www.cafepress.com/dyketees/1457

Check boxes
Male
female
other

darwinian evolution drawing in rainbow (finishes with a woman) have seen it somewhere once

Caution: may contain traces of nuts ( Iknow bad taste right but I have actually seen this)

Yes as a matter of fact I AM in the right bathroom

[xxUltraModLadyxx]

something like this: "yes, i'm a woman, but it takes more balls for me to be that instead of a man."

[V M]

I Am Who I Am

[JessicaH]

"I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Now I'm justa Lesbian..."

Women: Couldnt beat them so  I joined them...

[Joelene9]

58 years on T, t'was no worky.
On E, everything worky.

  There are plenty of older fellas with BPH wanting that "Got Spiro?" t-shirt though!
  Joelene

[xxUltraModLadyxx]

"as a woman, it's all about the fashion, but i'm just not into the vulva trend."

[JessicaH]

"female inside" with Intel logo... 

"XY-1>=XX" (male minus one is greater than or equal to female)