Some of my Facebook status updates from this week:
Our Papa, Who art a Bear, Hallowed be thy fame. Thy championship come,
Thy play be run, At home as it is away. Give us this day our Sunday win,
And forgive us our turnovers. Though we pounce on those who turnover against us, And lead us not into fourth and long, But deliever us from Rodgers. In the name of Ditka, Butkus and the Holy Payton. As it was in 1985, so shall it be in 2011, reign without end. DA BEARS!
**WARNING** The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for Green Bay, WI and surrounding areas for Sunday the 23rd of January. This warning will be in effect from 1pm until 5pm. This flash flood will be caused by the tears of the Packer Fans as they watch their crazy Superbowl dreams fade away. Crying will intensify as the game goes on!!!!!!
A Seahawks fan, a Packers fan and a Bears fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Seahawks fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Seahawks!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Bears fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells.."This is for the Bears!" and pushes the Packer fan off the mountain! Bear Down people!!
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Can you guess who my team is?