Quotable Quotes

[Padma]

If you are what you eat, then Voldemort's a unicorn.

[VeryGnawty]

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But in practice, there is."

[kate durcal]

"Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Gandhi

[VeryGnawty]

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." - Ambrose Bierce

"Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

[Lord of the Dance]

Courage is the magic that turns dream into reality.

[Padma]

Many hands make a tall horse
Many photons make light work

[Janet_Girl]

When all else fails, drop back 10 yards and punt.

[Flan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLP2GdTN7M#t=3m
see 3 min exactly in

[CaseyMorgan]

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But in practice, there is."

OK then, some more Yogi Berra quotes.
"[Baseball] is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
When asked that time it is: "What, you mean now?"
When told the bus was lost: "Yeah, but we're making great time."
When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 6 or 8 pieces: "Better make it 6. I don't think I could eat 8."
But as he likes to explain to people: "I didn't really say everything I said."

"Outside of a book, a dog is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

[Padma]

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." - Woody Allen

[MaryT]

Winston Churchill:

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."