If you are what you eat, then Voldemort's a unicorn.

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But in practice, there is."

"Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Gandhi

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." - Ambrose Bierce

"Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

Courage is the magic that turns dream into reality.

Many hands make a tall horse
Many photons make light work

When all else fails, drop back 10 yards and punt.

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Quote from: VeryGnawty on March 14, 2011, 03:31:26 PM
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  But in practice, there is."

OK then, some more Yogi Berra quotes.
"[Baseball] is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
When asked that time it is: "What, you mean now?"
When told the bus was lost: "Yeah, but we're making great time."
When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 6 or 8 pieces: "Better make it 6. I don't think I could eat 8."
But as he likes to explain to people: "I didn't really say everything I said."

"Outside of a book, a dog is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." - Woody Allen

Winston Churchill:

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."